Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on
top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the
years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and the
effects were wonderful! The woman remained
young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon
and told him she had two problems. "All these years,
everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results.
But now two annoying things have developed: first, I
have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob
won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts."
"Well," She said, "I guess there's no point in asking
about the goatee."
face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on
top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the
years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and the
effects were wonderful! The woman remained
young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon
and told him she had two problems. "All these years,
everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results.
But now two annoying things have developed: first, I
have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob
won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts."
"Well," She said, "I guess there's no point in asking
about the goatee."
