The Homosexual Handshake Exposed!

[Mrs Behavin]

:funnah Your probably right.

 

[dt3]

heres a link if youre still curious

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lombardi+slap

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:barf EEEEWWWW!!!!! :barf

You were right! I didnt wanna really know that.

 

[cage]

Umm ok that's just nasty. :barf

 

[StangMang]

HAHA! I didn't know that was called that. I do that to my girl all the time when i get out of the shower. But not in the face lol That's kinda brutal lol

 

[dt3]

Re: RE: The Homosexual Handshake Exposed!

:barf EEEEWWWW!!!!! :barf

You were right! I didnt wanna really know that.

:dunno I warned you...

 

[hhayes]

Looks like someone needed some pick up lines and found 'the handshake' was a much better approach!!!!! :rofl

 

[s10n20s]

Re: RE: The Homosexual Handshake Exposed!

Ok dumbass, I guess I need to explain this. I'll be friends with gay people, or whatever. But I don't want them hitting on me or saying how hot they think I am. Keep it to themselves.

-Ron

Once again, let me put this in simple terms...
You my boy are a homophobe. If you have a gay friend, then they should be called your "friend" and not your "gay friend" why would you feel that you need to label him/her at all. It's like racist people saying they aren't racist because they have a black friend. I myself don't have gay or black friends... they are all just friends to me. And it wouldn't matter if I was hit on by an unattractive female friend of mine or a male friend of mine. I would react the same way, just letting them know that I wasn't interested. Like you I wouldn't have to puff out my chest and tell them "It'll be the LAST move you will ever make" Why? because I wouldn't feel anymore threatened being hit on by a male friend, then having anyone else that I wasn't interested in. You make it sound like it's some rabid pit bull attacing you and the only way to fend off the advance is beating him with a stick.

i think the need in this situation to label his friend gay would be due to the fact that if he just said i have a friend u would not be able to follow his later story. it would not have made sense. also for him to say that he is ok with being friends with them as long as they dont hit on him isnt nescessarily homophobic, at least in my book. he was simply explaining his feelings clearly regarding an acusation. i feel that if he was truely homophobic he might have made a thread about how he is scared of or hates gay people or something.
*disclaimer* for all i know u all could just be busting each others balls so take my comments how u will. i dont care either way. just figured id supply some feedback.

 

[Tim]

Re: RE: The Homosexual Handshake Exposed!

Ok dumbass, I guess I need to explain this. I'll be friends with gay people, or whatever. But I don't want them hitting on me or saying how hot they think I am. Keep it to themselves.

-Ron

Once again, let me put this in simple terms...
You my boy are a homophobe. If you have a gay friend, then they should be called your "friend" and not your "gay friend" why would you feel that you need to label him/her at all. It's like racist people saying they aren't racist because they have a black friend. I myself don't have gay or black friends... they are all just friends to me. And it wouldn't matter if I was hit on by an unattractive female friend of mine or a male friend of mine. I would react the same way, just letting them know that I wasn't interested. Like you I wouldn't have to puff out my chest and tell them "It'll be the LAST move you will ever make" Why? because I wouldn't feel anymore threatened being hit on by a male friend, then having anyone else that I wasn't interested in. You make it sound like it's some rabid pit bull attacing you and the only way to fend off the advance is beating him with a stick.

i think the need in this situation to label his friend gay would be due to the fact that if he just said i have a friend u would not be able to follow his later story. it would not have made sense. also for him to say that he is ok with being friends with them as long as they dont hit on him isnt nescessarily homophobic, at least in my book. he was simply explaining his feelings clearly regarding an acusation. i feel that if he was truely homophobic he might have made a thread about how he is scared of or hates gay people or something.
*disclaimer* for all i know u all could just be busting each others balls so take my comments how u will. i dont care either way. just figured id supply some feedback.

I guess my biggest point is that if someone is afraid of being hit on by a homosexual (i.e. feels they need to assert threats of bodily harm) then he is homophobic.

It would be like the man who had a pet taranchula. He keeped it in a glass cage and feed it once a week, one day it got out and crawled up his arm. He freaked out and squashed it into the rug. Now this man may not have seemed to be aracnaphobic because he had one as a pet, but when he felt threatened by it he showed his true fear of it...

 

[s10n20s]

ok yeah maybe the bodily threats were a bit much. maybe he wanted to make sure that his feelings were clear. remember in our younger days, no matter how much some girls tell guys they just keep trying. or maybe he interpreted the "move" that said individual was going to take. if i fell asleep at a party and he was there i would want to make sure that the "move" he was going to try would not be i dick in my mouth or ass. (maybe its just me) so bodily harm would definately deter said gay mans "moves." or u could think of it this way, maybe he wasnt afraid of the spider just the bite. i mean i could have a snake but im not gonna let it bit me. i can have gay friends but im not gonna let em ass rape me. i think being a homophob entails not having secure sexual feelings about urself, i dont feel snipers comments have given insight into this.

 

[artisan00]

i agree with timmy here. theres no need to treat it different unless the guy becoming aggresive. but even in that case its not a gay issue its a 'get the hell out of my face issue'.

and regarding asserting threats of bodily harm? theres never a reason to do that. if you go to a club or a bar and a guy offers to buy you a drink, and its clear he things youre 'cute' or whatever it is a gay guy would call a guy, theres no reason to punch him in the face...just say no not interested, thats all - like tim said.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Guys, you're not seeing the point here. I never was gonna hit him. I wasn't AFRAID of him hitting on me damnit. It just disgusted the hell outta me. It made me think, "What the hell, is he really gonna start flirting with me?" and I'd rather not be the laughing stock of the school and be the guy known as the person who flirted with a gay man in High School. I'm not homophobic. I never have and nor will I ever be. I never even meant for this to go this far, the point I wanted to make is I'm not gay, and I'm sick of people here calling me that. It's unesscesary(SP?) bashing, and I haven't even been on here in almost a month or two. How would Red like it if he hadn't been on in two months and then I posted a thread saying "You haven't had pussy since pussy had you!" As for the me and pink comment, hell, I wear pink straps to school on my pants. Now here's what I agree the hell out of with-

Ok dumbass, I guess I need to explain this. I'll be friends with gay people, or whatever. But I don't want them hitting on me or saying how hot they think I am. Keep it to themselves.

-Ron

Once again, let me put this in simple terms...
You my boy are a homophobe. If you have a gay friend, then they should be called your "friend" and not your "gay friend" why would you feel that you need to label him/her at all. It's like racist people saying they aren't racist because they have a black friend. I myself don't have gay or black friends... they are all just friends to me. And it wouldn't matter if I was hit on by an unattractive female friend of mine or a male friend of mine. I would react the same way, just letting them know that I wasn't interested. Like you I wouldn't have to puff out my chest and tell them "It'll be the LAST move you will ever make" Why? because I wouldn't feel anymore threatened being hit on by a male friend, then having anyone else that I wasn't interested in. You make it sound like it's some rabid pit bull attacing you and the only way to fend off the advance is beating him with a stick.

I think the only reason he reactes likes this is because its a very unconfertable and unsetteling situation to have a person o the same sex check you out.

I don't know about you but if a dude came up to me and tried to hook up with me, the first reaction I would have is anger or I'd feel humiliated. You would expect a female not a male wanting you.

Now, he has the right idea. If I was seen by a really hot girl,(Mind you, I'm in high school, there's many hot chicks) and a gay man was hitting on me, chances are she'd never wanna date me. It ruins your reputation to get hit on by a gay man, and it sure as shit lowers my self-esteem to know that I obviously can only attract gay men.

-Ron

 

[Bossman351]

Still seems to me that youre still afraid of possibly looking gay to your friends. Think about it. the guys not gonna be able to do anything you dont let him do. So why the need to threaten? I think its because you feel like if he hits on you its because he possibly thinks youre gay and it burns you more to know that someone actually thinks youre gay than it does for another guy to come on to you. that would actually (whether you admit it or not) make you a homophobe. Why you ask? :dunno Because youre afraid of being labeled as gay youreself or even of possibly becoming gay b/c deep down you are curious.

 

[redsMULLT1]

Re: RE: The Homosexual Handshake Exposed!

How would Red like it if he hadn't been on in two months and then I posted a thread saying "You haven't had pussy since pussy had you!"

Honestly pimpin.... I wouldn't give 2 shits and 1 fuck. Its the internet. Not reallifeternet.... Its not like your gonna steal my oreo's or dump in my toilet and not flush afterwards.
More than likely a dude will hit on you one day. A girl may too... who knows.
Its life. Live it. If your the laughing stock of school.. then start liftin weights and bustin heads. Nobody will laugh at you then.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

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How would Red like it if he hadn't been on in two months and then I posted a thread saying "You haven't had pussy since pussy had you!"

Honestly pimpin.... I wouldn't give 2 shits and 1 fuck. Its the internet. Not reallifeternet.... Its not like your gonna steal my oreo's or dump in my toilet and not flush afterwards.
More than likely a dude will hit on you one day. A girl may too... who knows.
Its life. Live it. If your the laughing stock of school.. then start liftin weights and bustin heads. Nobody will laugh at you then.

Or just take the easy way out and bust heads WITH the weights. :dunno

 

[dt3]

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Its the internet. Not reallifeternet....

:rofl :lol :funnah :agree

 

[GuesSAngel]

DodgeSniper, this is a must read! Protect yourself now! Before it's too late!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/shake.html

bitch fights.

 

[lemon]

so kitty, your gay? wned

j/k :rofl :cool