^ likes playing this game with me.
< Needs to find something better to do.
\/ didn't brush their teeth today.
< Needs to find something better to do.
\/ didn't brush their teeth today.
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^ Evidently, needs to find something better to do.
< Has sparkling clean teeth
V Wants to make me a late lunch and also find out if that brunch at my friend's tomorrow is kosher.
< Has sparkling clean teeth
V Wants to make me a late lunch and also find out if that brunch at my friend's tomorrow is kosher.
^ is hungry
< keeps losing his damn internet connection
v is as bored as i am
< keeps losing his damn internet connection
v is as bored as i am
^ needs a new internet provider.
< watching gladiator and doing push ups.
\/ loves their job.
< watching gladiator and doing push ups.
\/ loves their job.
^couldnt be more wrong
< feels lazy today
v is hungry
< feels lazy today
v is hungry
^ is right
< is working those abs
\/ likes rainy days
< is working those abs
\/ likes rainy days
^ proud of this game
<loves falling asleep to rain
V is watching sports
<loves falling asleep to rain
V is watching sports
^ is right
< watched the Jets get spanked
\/ likes their job
< watched the Jets get spanked
\/ likes their job
^ is right
< fixing to leave and eat dinner w/ joe
\/ loves their spouse
< fixing to leave and eat dinner w/ joe
\/ loves their spouse
^ will hopefully have a great dinner
< loves his spouse very much
V has picked their nose in the past twenty minutes
< loves his spouse very much
V has picked their nose in the past twenty minutes
^is a sweetheart
<wishes she could go eat dinner with her husband
V needs a shower
<wishes she could go eat dinner with her husband
V needs a shower
^ needs some sex, all the time 
< didn't shower cause he's all outta clean clothes
v likes hooters
< didn't shower cause he's all outta clean clothes
v likes hooters
^ Is damn right!
< Is hungry
vWants a vasectamy
< Is hungry
vWants a vasectamy
^ Will be infected with spiders. Somehow.
< Does not really want a vasectamy. Really.
V Has lip fungus.
< Does not really want a vasectamy. Really.
V Has lip fungus.
^ has a vasectamy
< does not have a lip fungus
v wonders why Peter would bring that up
< does not have a lip fungus
v wonders why Peter would bring that up
^will probably keep wondering
< needs to do laundry
V should also get laundry done
< needs to do laundry
V should also get laundry done
^ should do laundry
< is doing laundry
v thinks doing laundry is boring
< is doing laundry
v thinks doing laundry is boring
^ will now be able to shower
< thinks laundry is boring
V should fix me some lunch
< thinks laundry is boring
V should fix me some lunch
^ Needs some food
< wonders how you can have lunch at 6:30 (or 4:30)
v thinks Silent needs some dinner
< wonders how you can have lunch at 6:30 (or 4:30)
v thinks Silent needs some dinner
^ wonders about things to much
< has not eaten anything yet today
V Is going to tell me I need to eat
< has not eaten anything yet today
V Is going to tell me I need to eat