the funny things your kids come off with....

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Demonica69

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i dont have any kids obviously but i live with my aunt and she has 3 young ones....the youngest is 4 and she comes up with some funny shit....my aunt was talking to her about what we did at the park the other day and she was like, " mommy you know i have bad rememories...i dont remember no such thingys" we laughed our asses off....

what kind of things do your kids come off with? or kids that u know of if you dont have any
 
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My kids crack me up all the time with the things they say. I'll try to remember to come back to this thread and post the next time they get me rolling.
 

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My 4 yr old asked me today as we were driving down the road...."Mommy, when did you grow up to be a mommy and when did daddy grow up to be a daddy?"
Too cute!
 

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When we were potty traiing my son it was around Xmas time. Him, me, and my mom were at Wal-mart looking at xmas decorations. Well the decorations and the bathroom were a logn distance apart, but not on the other end of the store apart. We noticed he might need to potty and asked him if he did, he said he did.

He wanted my mom to tote him, but she said "I think you can walk". He stopped her, grabbed her wrist, and said in the calmest, most grown up voice , "No, I can't ... the doctor said I shouldn't".

I think we both about fell on the floor we laughed so hard.

Then not long after that me and him were riding down the street, he's sitting beside me in his carseat. He pooches out his tummy and is rubbing/patting it. I'm looking at him all crazy and said< what are you doing?" He promptly responds "there's a baby in there" and continues to rub his tummy.

I had to pull over I laughed so hard lol.

Then once we were eating dinner. I said, where do we get chicken legs from? "chicken", OK, where do we get pork chops from "pigs". Ok, where do steaks come from, "cows:. Ok, great, well were do hamburgers come from? "well duh mom, from the drive thru" :lol:.
 

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I asked my 3 yr old if she wanted me to shut her closet when I was putting her to bed tonight.

She says "No. God is bigger than the boogieman."

LOL!
 

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Yesterday we were walking in the mall. And my 8 year old was hanging on Johns arm and John kept picking him up and down with his arm. Then John put him down and he said "wow, daddy, your arms are big". Then John looked back at him and Tyler (my 8 yr old) lifted up his sleeve and touched his own muscle. I thought it was adorable! :)
 

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I don't have kids but I have the type of mom and aunties that love telling stories so I could come here with a million.
For example my brother once asked my mom how many times she had sex in her lifetime. Before she had the time to think of an answer he said:
"I know, once to have Maria, once to have me and hmm well one to try it out"
 
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