The First Blonde Guy Joke?

[Francis]

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]Very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]An [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Irishman[/FONT][FONT=&quot], a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Mexican [/FONT][FONT=&quot]and a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Blonde Guy[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump
off, too.' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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The blonde opened his lunch and said,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
'[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm
jumping too..' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]


The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot made his own lunch.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot] :24::24::24:
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[mhtal3at]

L o l

 

[chatterbox]

Well worth the wait!!!! I think I have heard that joke in Kochies Best Jokes book!Loved it then,love it now!I'm glad that they make fun of blonde guys as well blonde girls.

 

[Twiztid]

Haha, I get it.
I laughed in my head

 

[itsmeJonB]

i laughed out loud, literally

nice

 

[libertine]

do you have any funny jokes also?

 

[Codrus]

do you have any funny jokes also?

you must be blond....

 

[Staci]

do you have any funny jokes also?

do you have anything nice to say????

 

[cam elle toe]

do you have any funny jokes also?

Yeah....YOU!!!!:24::24::24::24:

well I laughed

 

[sexysadie]

Wow, he makes his own lunch????...lmbo:24:

 

[Thornless]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[Siphorous]

Lol at both of those :thumbup

 

[GoatCode]

Both of the jokes were funny but Thornless's joke actually made me laugh out loud.