The Evil Genie Game

[Darkstar]

Granted.
I wish I could create fire out of my finger tips.

Granted, but you accidently catch your entire body on fire and end up paying thousands of dollars on plastic surgery.

I wish it was Saturday already.

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

I wish it was Saturday already.

Granted, but because you missed Thursday & Friday, you don't get paid for them.

I wish my boyfriend would understand what I say to him without me having to explain it three different ways.

 

[White2000GT]

Granted (even though it is physically impossible for men to understand women) but now you have to explain it eight times instead of only three.


I wish I wasn't so hungry.

 

[Haus]

Granted, but now you are never hungry again.

i wish i could of finished school instead of dropping out

 

[Kat]

granted but you decide to go on to collage and cant decide on a major...now you have not only finished high school but are in your 10th year of collage with more to go...


I wish the babys due date would hurry up and get here

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but while you are standing in the living room, WHOOOOOOSH! The baby just falls out and the room is very wet and yucky.

I wish I could see into the future!

 

[Tylo16]

Granted. but you see yourself making love ith your neighbour.
I wish i could go on killing sprees whithout getting in trouble by the cops.

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, but before you get to kill your first victim you are promptly arrested and put in the looney bin for wanting to go on killing sprees.

I wish February would hurry up and get here so I can transfer back to the States. I miss Wal-Marts and Winn Dixies.

 

[Tylo16]

Ha you like going to shops buying GUNS.
Granted. but you like it wherever you are.
I wish i could fly

 

[Haus]

Granted but you are turned into a Volture and swoop down to eat some road kill and a big truck runs you over


i wish i wasnt so bored right now

 

[Blackwater_GT]

Granted. But it is so big you get lost and starve to death.

I wish life was more like a computer game (with god mode cheats on!)

Granted but your Pc goes on the fritz and you keep having to reboot it and start life all over again thus creating a life that never compiles itself conpletely.


I wish I still had a full head of hair.

 

[Haus]

WTF you skipped over my wish. *cries in his Cap'n Crunch cereal*

Granted but not only do you have a full head of hair, you also have hair all over your body.

i wish my last wish would of been granted

 

[SilentEyz]

WTF you skipped over my wish. *cries in his Cap'n Crunch cereal*

Granted but not only do you have a full head of hair, you also have hair all over your body.

i wish my last wish would of been granted

Granted, but now you have so many things to do that you can not decide which one to start first, and the anxiety of trying to make a decision sends you into a psychotic frenzy, The Men with the White coat find you huddled in a corner muttering where do I start, where do I start.

I wish I could remember all my dreams

 

[elluko]

I wish I could remember all my dreams

Granted, but your childhood nightmares also come back to haunt you. You are now afraid of aliens, clowns, spiders and growing up.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

granted, but the turkey is alive & it mauls your face with its taloned feet when you try to eat it.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

 

[Darkstar]

granted, but the turkey is alive & it mauls your face with its taloned feet when you try to eat it.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

That was fantastic, btw

Granted, but you end up sleeping through the entire weekend.

I wish my son would skip through his teething phase.

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

granted, but since he doesn't teethe, he never gets any of his baby teeth, and so he won't have a full set of teeth until he's like 12 when all his adult teeth grow in.

HAHA!!

I wish Crystal didn't live in a third floor apartment with an insanely narrow stairwell.

 

[Blackwater_GT]

granted, but since he doesn't teethe, he never gets any of his baby teeth, and so he won't have a full set of teeth until he's like 12 when all his adult teeth grow in.

HAHA!!

I wish Crystal didn't live in a third floor apartment with an insanely narrow stairwell.

Poof ! Wish granted She now lives on the 25 th floor but there is no elevator.

I wish everything that I plan on my day off will come true.

 

[Anti-Clockwise]

I wish life was more like a computer game (with god mode cheats on!)

Granted, but then the Internet fails, and cheat mode is disable, leaving you on a cyber conundrum.

I wish offtopicz was flooded with users.

 

[Darkstar]

Poof ! Wish granted She now lives on the 25 th floor but there is no elevator.

I wish everything that I plan on my day off will come true.

Granted, but the next week is Murphy's Law. Everything that can go wrong, will.

I wish my new kitten would stop chewing on my toes.