The Evil Genie Game

[SilentEyz]

damnit. i should have known. the camera guy said this camera was special.

granted, but the new car turns out to be a lemon. and so i get it. muhahaha... um, sorry..

i wish i had a girlfriend.

Granted, But she is so possisve and Overbearing, that you now never have a moments peace,

Wish I didnt have so many damn animals

 

[lemon]

yeah, that would suck.

granted, but absence of animals makes the bees and bugs and whatever else live in and around the house.

i wish i knew what to wish for

 

[Tylo16]

Granted.. But you think so much your head explodes.

I wish peppermint would go out with me!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

Granted.. But you think so much your head explodes.

I wish peppermint would go out with me!

granted, but you later find out she is just using you for sex! (LOL dont kill me)

I wish I can make all A's this semester in school!

 

[Darkstar]

Granted! But your professors all believe that you are cheating, and you are expelled.

I wish my boyfriend would stop smoking.

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

I wish my boyfriend would stop smoking.

Granted, but now instead of smoking he turns to Heroin. Eeep!

I wish I only weighed 120 pounds.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

Granted, but now instead of smoking he turns to Heroin. Eeep!

I wish I only weighed 120 pounds.

Granted, but you end up turning to crack, and that's how the weight came off.

I wish I was a famous singer.

 

[SilentEyz]

Granted, but you end up turning to crack, and that's how the weight came off.

I wish I was a famous singer.

Granted, However the music industry is so over populated that you are a Famous Singer from The I940's, and as everybody who would remember you is either Dead or Deaf, you no longer have any royalty checks coming in leaving you broke and homeless

I wish for a Bigger house

 

[Tylo16]

[\quote] (LOL dont kill me)[/quote]
I wont do something like that.....but my friend does!

I wish i had my own private jet(if you say it crashes ill kill you and eat you)

 

[Tylo16]

Granted, However the music industry is so over populated that you are a Famous Singer from The I940's, and as everybody who would remember you is either Dead or Deaf, you no longer have any royalty checks coming in leaving you broke and homeless

I wish for a Bigger house

Granted. But it is so big you get lost and starve to death.

I wish life was more like a computer game (with god mode cheats on!)

 

[Tommy007]

life is dumb

 

[chish_boy]

i wish that my ongoing erection would go down

 

[Tylo16]

Granted. But it goes down so much it disapears.

I wish i had a power suit like Samus Aran.

 

[Tylo16]

Ha in your face!!!!

 

[elluko]

Granted. But it goes down so much it disapears.

I wish i had a power suit like Samus Aran.

Granted, but it malfunctions and you crash to the floor. Meanwhile, a metroid takes advantage of the situation and sucks your face off.

 

[Tylo16]

I wish elluko wished for something

 

[chish_boy]

sorry but elluko is so caught up in worrying about peoples faces that i dont think he has time for it!

 

[Tylo16]

I wish someone would ban chishboy

 

[elluko]

granted, you die a lonely man.

I wish my girlfriend was Kiera Knightly.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

granted, you die a lonely man.

I wish my girlfriend was Kiera Knightly.

granted, but when you try and consummate your love with her you find out she is really a man (hence the reason she has no breasts?).

I wish I wasn't afraid of anything.