A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his rather dim-witted assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic," he said. "I want you to take care of all my patients."
"Yes sir!" Murphy said enthusiastically.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache, so I gave him Paracetamol," he explained.
"Bravo Murphy lad," the doctor said, "and the second one?"
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon," Murphy said.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this -- and what about the third one?" the
doctor asked.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in. Like a bolt out of the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: "HELP ME for the love of St. Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!"
"Lord thundering Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?" the doctor asked.
"I did the only thing I could do," Murphy said: "I put drops in her eyes!"
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic," he said. "I want you to take care of all my patients."
"Yes sir!" Murphy said enthusiastically.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache, so I gave him Paracetamol," he explained.
"Bravo Murphy lad," the doctor said, "and the second one?"
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon," Murphy said.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this -- and what about the third one?" the
doctor asked.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in. Like a bolt out of the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: "HELP ME for the love of St. Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!"
"Lord thundering Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?" the doctor asked.
"I did the only thing I could do," Murphy said: "I put drops in her eyes!"
