oooo, garlic and bread, goes great with...roast duck lmao
The DaveM needs to learn thread ;)
- Thread starter Sparkey Duck
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*Puts on Meatloaf album, whilst Dave is singing along, Hits Dave on back of head with a miniature chair. BOOM! down down down he goes
*what the duck doesn't realise is, that with years of mosh pit experience, his skull has developed a helmet like quality, absorbing any blow*
*tosses Dave a full loaf of bread * Here use it to distract teh duck!! lmao-
thanks Brandii 
*leaves a trail of bread crumbls, leading to a propped up wooden crate*
*leaves a trail of bread crumbls, leading to a propped up wooden crate*
*USA retreats after fucking another war up and getting it hideously wrong, well at least Blair and Howard still like us! Wait a minute, both are no longer in Politics!! Shit! Retreats hastily incase Hilary has taken over the country while away!*:willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:
DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Slices Wildly
LMAO!! O shit that ducks got a knife!!!
hahaha, looks like ducks lack depth perception...tell me ducky, are you the resultany offspring of daffy duck and donald duck by any chance...not the most diverse of gene pools lmfao
lmfao
Neither I'm a duck of high breeding...
* cuts Dave's ankle...
* cuts Dave's ankle...
hahaha, herbal high breeding *winces at the momentary pain, picks the duck up and drop kikcs it* hahaha, this is fun...
AHHH Come 'on, I'm a little duck and no one is hitting Dave for me...
*Stamps on Dave's toe after finally landing with a very sore bum...
*Stamps on Dave's toe after finally landing with a very sore bum...
hahaha...steel toe caps mr.duck, opposable digits means I can tie the laces, unlike some...*trips the duck*
Suddenly an army of Ninja Ducks come out of the wood works..
Sparky!! Don't go for the ankle. Do his Achilles tendon and bring him down to your size!!!
ninja ducks 'eh...I was told never to play with my food though, oh well *gets into a big martial arts fight with the ninja ducks, laying waste to the lot* hahaha
* Notices hoard of Ninja ducks.. Muhahahaha.
Prepare to die Dave... prepare to die....
Prepare to die Dave... prepare to die....
Nooooo. My duck army gone before I know it..
BITES Achilles tendon...
CRUNCH
BITES Achilles tendon...
CRUNCH
"0w" that was a momentary inconvenience, lol, I'm surprised I felt it through my boot, kudos to you lmao, *eats last bit of the ninja duck, and starts running, wanting to see how long the duck can hold on for*
* losses grip and bangs head in the fall... starts to cry 
Might have taken on too much. Should have started on someone else maybe ...
Might have taken on too much. Should have started on someone else maybe ...