*throws a metal bar at the duck, to see if the sparkey bit of it's name is literal, and if the duck will end up being short circuited* lmao
The DaveM needs to learn thread ;)
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a warning to all goons, don't turn your back on that duck, you wont be able to sit for a week
That was a simple misunderstanding... Oh Dave, I'll forgive you, if you bow to the duck... Save yourself some pain and the "stair." There's no need to fight... Just yield
* Sees metal bar.. My God I can't believe I'm going to say this.. and Ducks..
That was a simple misunderstanding... Oh Dave, I'll forgive you, if you bow to the duck... Save yourself some pain and the "stair." There's no need to fight... Just yield
yield...hmmmmm...NEVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *moons the duck*:24:
hahaha *sits down on the duck*
Low blow, low blow... LOL
*Squeezes out, quack quack quacks away to the other end of ring...
*Squeezes out, quack quack quacks away to the other end of ring...
hahahaha, you're lucky I have a very high level of personal hygeine
*eyes the duck warily, and has an idea for a secret weapon*
*eyes the duck warily, and has an idea for a secret weapon*
* looks around to see if the headmaster is walking over, runs away!*:willy_nilly:
* tilts head... With cutest look..."look at me I'm harmless, and cute. Don't hurt me." Kicks dave in the groin with his little webbed feet... It must be over. 
*drags himself up and brings in a starving frenchman" "GO PIERRE GO EAT THE TASTY DUCKY"
:24: Oh I bet those French would eat a little duck like me... Gits.
Omg... I am DIEING HERE!! lmao :24:
*Threatens Frenchman with war, Pierre runs away... Coughs Avian flu onto Dave...
hahaha so am I brandii
*uses the french induced lul in the fight to put on a cricketers box and safety goggles* now your powers of duckyness are useless muwahahaha
*uses the french induced lul in the fight to put on a cricketers box and safety goggles* now your powers of duckyness are useless muwahahaha
Oooh could be a KO here!!!
*in a show of chuck norris like capability, scares the germs onto the french man*
*Here comes the USA to save the day (too late as usual!) Carpet bombs with garlic and bread crumbs!*
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*Puts on Meatloaf album, whilst Dave is singing along, Hits Dave on back of head with a miniature chair. BOOM! down down down he goes