With the war of words growing, I would like to say that me and DaveM are going to have to fight...
*Rubs grease on wing, and prepares to RUMBLE!
*Rubs grease on wing, and prepares to RUMBLE!
The DaveM needs to learn thread ;)
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hahaha, look at the "cute" ducky lmao
opcorn2:I'm ready for the show!! lol
Oh, that's it.. Being a duck ain't easy you know, it's not all bread and preening...:unsure:
Put 'em up, go on, put em
we need some sort of shielding for the crowd, cause they may get splattered with "duck" blood hahaha
I'm quick and nibble.. Just look at me, I can fly over three feet and I'm reasonably bright.
I can fly into your hair and peck you head... FEAR me
I can fly into your hair and peck you head... FEAR me
hahaha, I'm dave and have te ability to make silica explode, fear me more muwahahaha
Yes, but can you catch wormy things on the bottom of a lake in your mouth.
*Hisses at DaveM and takes a peck!
I don't need to, have hands, with opposable digits
*kicks the duck across the ring*
*kicks the duck across the ring*
lol
this is already shaping up to be a funny thread
this is already shaping up to be a funny thread
*Rubs Arse and ruffles feathers...
Opposable digits are for chumps and are over-rated... I can still do up to 8% of things a Human can do..
* Flaps wing in Dave's face...
Opposable digits are for chumps and are over-rated... I can still do up to 8% of things a Human can do..
* Flaps wing in Dave's face...
*grabs ducks wings and throws* haha
but, you can't open a tub of bird seed muwahahaha
but, you can't open a tub of bird seed muwahahaha
Can to. I can peck at the edges and reach the bounty inside.. Besides I prefer eating chocolate... DUCK chocolate.
*Flies way into air and poops and DaveM... giggles
*Flies way into air and poops and DaveM... giggles
*leaves out some boobytrapped duck chocolate and watches in excitement*
*Sparkey Duck Plays dirty. Looks for OTZ goons to beat up Dave for him...
Will pay in foot rubs and pecks on the cheek (face cheek)...
Will pay in foot rubs and pecks on the cheek (face cheek)...
I dunno, what are you two like huh? :24: :24:
naughty stair for both of you!!! LOL :24:
naughty stair for both of you!!! LOL :24:
a warning to all goons, don't turn your back on that duck, you wont be able to sit for a week
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
I want a good CLEAN fight!! .. that means you ducky no ducky poo all over!!