The Corrupt Wish Game!

[Siphorous]

well, you are too busy to have holidays.

I wish I was less quiet.

Small thing, you have to *corrupt* the wish. i.e. the wish is granted but you corrupt it somehow.

e.g. you grant me my wish say but corrupt it like this (just an example):

You have more holidays but unfortunately, they are filled with you fixing many things that break down inside your house.

etc. That kind of thing.

To yours:

Granted - you are less quiet. In fact, you are now so loud that that you make yourself deaf.

I wish it wasn't soon time to retire.

 

[Jessica]

you don't have to retire, but you die of boredom so you wished you retired.

I wish I had some dark chocolate M&Ms right now

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, you get some dark chocolate M & Ms. However, as you bite into one, you realise something is very, very wrong. It's moving. Inside your mouth. You spit it out in disgust and find that you have been eating a chocolate covered beetle that was still alive.

I wish the rain holds off tomorrow on a day trip out.

 

[sophie]

Granted...it holds off so long it turns into a drought that kills all of your plants.

I wish I had longer hair.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted. However, some random king locks you in a tower room and demands that you spin your hair into gold by the morning or else...

I wish I was a tad younger to get some things in motion a lot earlier than I have.

 

[sophie]

Granted. You're now a zygote.

I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, you have laser eye surgery and it goes horribly wrong...

I wish my War and Peace novel was in bigger writing for my eyes sake.


(I just realised I got my rumpelstiltskin reference wrong, straw not hair)

 

[sophie]

Granted, it's now in HUGE Russian characters.

I wish I had a never ending bottle of ice cold water.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, the bottle is full of permanently ice cold water but never ends so you can't lift it. Temptation just beyond your reach!

I wish I had 1 more hour to browse before retiring.

 

[sophie]

Granted. The last hour of your life.

I wish I could use my iPhone again.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, you can use your iPhone but unfortunately anything you click leads to this youtube video:

[youtube]3KANI2dpXLw[/youttube]

I hope I can manage to take some good photos tomorrow.

 

[Siphorous]

Oops, thought I'd added my wish but it seems not!

I wish I can get some good photos tomorrow on a day trip out.

 

[sophie]

Granted. But then your camera falls into a river. (Happened to me!!!!)

I wish I could remember more from when I was a small child.

 

[Grin]

Granted, but you'll say the wrong thing and get banned.

I wish I had a glass of wine.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, but it's been sitting so long it now tastes like vinegar and in disgust you spit it out on a reflex. You discover that although like vinegar it still stains your sofa and carpet.

I wish for three wishes.

 

[Jessica]

granted, but you waste them all

I wish my balance wasn't so terrible.

 

[Jessica]

granted, but your body never ages. just your mind

I wish my brothers were nicer

 

[darkcgi]

Granted but they are not
(I hate downing a wish)(I really wish it would come true for you)

I wish I was happily in love

 

[darkcgi]

Me to
But I would never work if it was

I wish someone would private message me

 

[Jessica]

granted, but the private message is spam, so you have to delete it

I wish I had a dog