The Corrupt Wish Game!

[Roxi]

Granted Time is turned Backwards but then you end up not exsisting...

I wish people would stop bloody callin my phone!

 

[Siphorous]

They do. They come to your house instead banging on the door.

I wish I could multi task more.

 

[keano]

Granted, you turn into a woman...

Wish people would call Roxi more

 

[Siphorous]

They do - but it all gets redirected to your phone.

I wish grass was not green

 

[keano]

Granted, but you turn green...

Wish i could go back to sleep...

 

[Siphorous]

You go back to sleep but the alarm rings at 4am because someone played a prank on you.

I wish it was cooler than the current humid weather.

 

[Thornless]

Granted, but she also has a penis.

I wish for my debt to be paid off.

 

[sophie]

Granted, but you're covered in acne and braces and can't get a date.

I wish I had a job.

 

[Natasha]

Granted...you are now a tester for rectal thermometers.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[sophie]

Granted. They're Jamaican dollars.

I wish I had pretty hair.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, but it's a wig and on a date with someone you fancy it falls off and you totally feel embarrassed.

I wish I could sell my house for a profit.

 

[Codrus]

Granted, its 9 pm somewhere


i wish we would go back to the barter system

 

[pjbleek]

granted, but they believe in an eye for an eye prophecy

I want it to stop raining....

 

[Codrus]

granted....you didnt say where


i wish my family wasnt so devious and conniving

 

[Elsewhere]

I wish this forum would get real time chat.

 

[Elsewhere]

yeah and hurry!

 

[Siphorous]

She gives you an email and you email her a pic, but little do you know - you've emailed a Columbian drug baron who hunts you down and makes you his biatch.

I hope it stays dry until I've mowed the grass tomorrow.

 

[Jessica]

well, it still rains.

I wish I was less shy

 

[Siphorous]

You get your wish, you end up being less shy but still attract this man:



I wish I had more holidays to travel the world with.

 

[Jessica]

well, you are too busy to have holidays.

I wish I was less quiet.