The complex zombie, alien, Godzilla etc survival thread.

[JoeCool10]

lmfao... I wanna give brains to a girl zombie...........









I wonder who will get the joke......

I got it. That's gross. :ninja

 

[Dana]

i got it. That's gross. :ninja

:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[freakofnature]

Beautiful ladies are welcome to join me for the Apocalypse. I'll give you a quick run down on firearms and help keep you safe.

Well, I guess that means I'm on my own then. :willy_nilly:

 

[Abcinthia]

I think I'd barricade myself in too. Before it got bad, I'd try to rig up some sign that said 'human here' or something, like in 28 Days Later. Because I've seen the movies, people don't make it flying solo.


Now my more realistic plan is to OD on sleeping pills- which can also be found in 28DL. It beats being eaten alive lol.

28 Days Later is an amazing film. It's so eerie seeing London so quiet. I've been up and down a few of the streets shown in the film and they are ALWAYS packed with people.

Though I was laughing on another forum where some people complained it wasn't realistic because the characters didn't have guns. Err... You'd be hard pressed to find guns in the UK. They exist but most people just don't have access to them - houses don't exactly have signs up saying that a gun owner lives there and they'd be tightly locked up in any gun shops/police stations. Even if I found a gun it would be bloody useless to me. I have no knowledge of firearms, I doubt I'd be able to actually hit anything and I don't know how to clean a gun. :surrender

Beautiful ladies are welcome to join me for the Apocalypse. I'll give you a quick run down on firearms and help keep you safe.

Huzzah! Safety in numbers

Like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland. Steal an SUV.

Hmmm... do SUVs go across water now

I'll have to get a boat me thinks

I'll need a Cricket bat to whack zombies heads off their shoulders. Like in Shaun of the Dead.

i.e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPP0fFlVRM

I love Shaun of the Dead. And it has the sexy Dylan Moran in it *swoons*

 

[Abcinthia]

When I was walking down town this morning, it was completely deserted. I had a bit of a zombie apocalypse moment and kept looking around at what potential weapons there were and for zombies.

 

[Niamh]

I would just run quicker than the slow ones, easy peasy

 

[Darrell]

Hmmm... do SUVs go across water now

I'll have to get a boat me thinks

Maybe we should just get a big boat, and load it up with stuff. We can just stay far enough away from shore that the Zombies can't get us. I mean, unless we are of course referencing a Lucio Fulci Zombie.

 

[Darrell]

I'll teach you guys the following:

• How to fire a weapon
• S.P.O.R.T.S
• How to clean a weapon
• How to handle knives
• How to tie knots
• Basic survival techniques
• Combat life saving
• Arctic survival techniques

It will be fun. I can hardly wait.

 

[purpledove]

I'll teach you guys the following:

• How to fire a weapon
• S.P.O.R.T.S
• How to clean a weapon
• How to handle knives
• How to tie knots
• Basic survival techniques
• Combat life saving
• Arctic survival techniques

It will be fun. I can hardly wait.

Sign me up pls!

What is S.P.O.R.T.S ??

 

[Darrell]

It's how you fire an M-4 or M-16 after it jams.

S - Slap the magazine (in an upward motion so it locks into place, if not otherwise locked)
P - Pull the charging handle
O - Observe the round in the chamber
R - Release the charging handle
T - Tap the forward assist
S - Shoot

On occasion those weapons jam.

 

[purpledove]

Gotcha! Its like the workings too of a fire extinguisher
( I know it's much more complicated than that )


So paintball gun is a piece of cake for yah.

 

[Darrell]

Gotcha! Its like the workings too of a fire extinguisher
( I know it's much more complicated than that )


So paintball gun is a piece of cake for yah.

This isn't a paintball gun. :24:

 

[purpledove]

:cool

This isn't a paintball gun. :24:

:24: :24: Haha! I know that.

Am just associating it with a paintball gun given that's the only gun i know how to operate eh!

Paintball gun can may be able to kill a zombie in combination with fire extinguisher. Or just a diversion while you load your real guns~!! :nod:

 

[brieze]

28 Days Later is an amazing film. It's so eerie seeing London so quiet. I've been up and down a few of the streets shown in the film and they are ALWAYS packed with people.

Though I was laughing on another forum where some people complained it wasn't realistic because the characters didn't have guns. Err... You'd be hard pressed to find guns in the UK. They exist but most people just don't have access to them - houses don't exactly have signs up saying that a gun owner lives there and they'd be tightly locked up in any gun shops/police stations. Even if I found a gun it would be bloody useless to me. I have no knowledge of firearms, I doubt I'd be able to actually hit anything and I don't know how to clean a gun.

:surrender



Huzzah! Safety in numbers



Hmmm... do SUVs go across water now

I'll have to get a boat me thinks



I love Shaun of the Dead. And it has the sexy Dylan Moran in it *swoons*

I agree. 28DL is probably my favorite zombie move. I like the differentness- like no guns and the non-slowness of the zombies. Then the soundtrack kicks ass =D

 

[Darrell]

I agree. 28DL is probably my favorite zombie move. I like the differentness- like no guns and the non-slowness of the zombies. Then the soundtrack kicks ass =D

28 Days Later is a lot of fun. It's not my favorite Zombie movie, but it's up there in the top five.

The #1 spot goes to Lucio Fulci's Zombie. You guys MUST see this.

 

[brieze]

Negative. 28DL have Godspeed You! Black Emperor music! <3

I'll check it out =]

 

[Darrell]

Negative. 28DL have Godspeed You! Black Emperor music! <3

I'll check it out =]

........:thumbdown

 

[brieze]

I'll teach you guys the following:

• How to fire a weapon
• S.P.O.R.T.S
• How to clean a weapon
• How to handle knives
• How to tie knots
• Basic survival techniques
• Combat life saving
• Arctic survival techniques

It will be fun. I can hardly wait.

I call Darrell for my apocalypse team!

 

[Darrell]

I will also provide everyone with a free copy of U.S. Army Survival Manual FM 21-76.

It's a good reference tool.

 

[Darrell]

I will also provide everyone with a free copy of U.S. Army Survival Manual FM 21-76.

It's a good reference tool.