The complex zombie, alien, Godzilla etc survival thread.

[Abcinthia]

Cos we are elite and I thought a topic here could get very graphic in ways to kill a zombie (and just incase no one is interested and I end up talking to myself. It'll be another Katie PW thread). What happens if you don't live in a country where guns are easily available? What are you going to do then?! And what about alien attacks? Godzilla? Mothra? Other monsters?


So does everyone have a plan on what they are doing for a zombie attack? What about plans for different types of zombies (eg fast vs slow)?

 

[AnitaBeer]

OMG no guns and it's a Zombie Apocalypse? Now I'm going to have to really think on this one.

But I'm sure there is a way for me to rig up a fire shooter. Fire is always a nice fall back.

 

[Abcinthia]

My plan is to try and barricade myself in my house. Then I can watch the zombies and see what they are like. I can then plan whether to try and stay put or to fight. If I fight I'm going to have to beat them to death with whatever comes to hand. No guns




Or alternatively I'm going to try get to the local pub and wait for it all blow over Shaun of the Dead has taught me much.

 

[Abcinthia]

OMG no guns and it's a Zombie Apocalypse? Now I'm going to have to really think on this one.

But I'm sure there is a way for me to rig up a fire shooter. Fire is always a nice fall back.

Yeah fire is good. I wish I had a flame thrower. Oh the possibilities...

 

[freakofnature]

Aliens won't attack. Too many of us...erm...them here on Earth. :ninja

 

[Abcinthia]

Aliens won't attack. Too many of us...erm...them here on Earth. :ninja

Not true. I saw a documentary on Aliens invading on either Discovery or National Geographic. I learnt that us humans would try and talk to them and then the aliens would destroy our satellites and stop ATM machines from working (that REALLY made me laugh). Then they sort of get all War of the Worlds on us and some people will be probed.

 

[freakofnature]

Not true. I saw a documentary on Aliens invading on either Discovery or National Geographic. I learnt that us humans would try and talk to them and then the aliens would destroy our satellites and stop ATM machines from working (that REALLY made me laugh). Then they sort of get all War of the Worlds on us and some people will be probed.

That's just propoganda to promote fear and complacency. The probing has been finished a for a few years now.

 

[AnitaBeer]

That's just propoganda to promote fear and complacency. The probing has been finished a for a few years now.

Thank god because I was about to start digging into the ground and building a non destructible cellar and hiding out in there because there's no way I want to be probed!

 

[Abcinthia]

That's just propoganda to promote fear and complacency. The probing has been finished a for a few years now.

Oh that's jolly good then.

I remember seeing a hilarious story years ago on the internet about a woman who said aliens gave her breast implants. It must have been a fake but it was so funny to read.

 

[Darrell]

I have plenty of firearms, knives, and other bladed weapons for the zombie apocalypse. Including a hand forged, folded steel Katana.

 

[brieze]

I think I'd barricade myself in too. Before it got bad, I'd try to rig up some sign that said 'human here' or something, like in 28 Days Later. Because I've seen the movies, people don't make it flying solo.


Now my more realistic plan is to OD on sleeping pills- which can also be found in 28DL. It beats being eaten alive lol.

 

[Darrell]

Beautiful ladies are welcome to join me for the Apocalypse. I'll give you a quick run down on firearms and help keep you safe.

 

[brieze]

Beautiful ladies are welcome to join me for the Apocalypse. I'll give you a quick run down on firearms and help keep you safe.

How would we get there? lol.

 

[Darrell]

How would we get there? lol.

Like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland. Steal an SUV.

 

[brieze]

I would so kick zombie ass with him. He's a pro

 

[Darrell]

I would so kick zombie ass with him. He's a pro

He is certainly resourceful.

 

[JoeCool10]

I'll need a Cricket bat to whack zombies heads off their shoulders. Like in Shaun of the Dead.

i.e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPP0fFlVRM

 

[JoeCool10]

Like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland. Steal an SUV.

We need to just steal a Woody Harrelson. He's hot AND kicks ass! YEAH! :thumbup

 

[JoeCool10]

Or we could make up a panic type room like Flanders made in the Simpsons.

 

[Dana]

lmfao... I wanna give brains to a girl zombie...........




























































































































I wonder who will get the joke......