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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told

the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife

offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was

suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no

one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After

all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at

the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives

just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did

for me. How can I possibly repay you? My darling,' she replied, I get all the thanks I need every time I

see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'

*If this doesn't make you smile
nothing will!* :D
 
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