The Brainfart Thread

[Mrs Behavin]

You ever do something really stupid or just ass-backwards? Like go to get some ice cream in the middle of the night, then instead of putting it in the freezer, you put it in the cabinet under the sink? Or you're eating a burger and get thirsty so you reach for that refreshing bottle of beer/soda, but you grab the wrong bottle and get a mouthful of ketchup instead? Post all the stupid shit you've done here, I call them BrainFarts and I have a bunch of them, like these:


Took a full bag of garbage out of the can in my kitchen, tied the bag closed, then put it back in the can.

Sometimes I look for something for like a half an hour (like my remote) and realize it's in my hand.

 

[Veronica]

i drank out of a bottle before thinking it was my own drink when I was feeding jacob as a baby. yuck!

 

[Haus]

when i used to smoke i used to put the buts in a drink container cause i dont trust putting them out in a ash tray. well i had another one next to me and i threw away the good bottle of ice tea thinking it was the one with the cigarette butts but i put the bad one in the fridge and later took it out and drank out of it. :barf

 

[dt3]

Do they count if you were drunk at the time? Cuz once I puked in my friends laundry hamper thinking it was the sink and had to wash all his shit the next day

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Re: RE: The Brainfart Thread

when i used to smoke i used to put the buts in a drink container cause i dont trust putting them out in a ash tray. well i had another one next to me and i threw away the good bottle of ice tea thinking it was the one with the cigarette butts but i put the bad one in the fridge and later took it out and drank out of it. :barf

Why :dunno

 

[redsMULLT1]

Re: RE: The Brainfart Thread

Do they count if you were drunk at the time? Cuz once I puked in my friends laundry hamper thinking it was the sink and had to wash all his shit the next day

:funnah Thats some funnah shit!

 

[Haus]

Re: RE: The Brainfart Thread

when i used to smoke i used to put the buts in a drink container cause i dont trust putting them out in a ash tray. well i had another one next to me and i threw away the good bottle of ice tea thinking it was the one with the cigarette butts but i put the bad one in the fridge and later took it out and drank out of it. :barf

Why :dunno

cause when i first started smoking i put one in the ash tray and it wasnt completely out i guess and it blew out and went into the leaves and started a fire and melted the sideing of my parents house and melted the cable wire and had to have everything replaced and fixed. :dunno

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Damn

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

I went to put pepper on my steak, but instead grabbed my can of mt.dew and poured it on.... but i still ate teh steak

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Sometimes I look for something for like a half an hour (like my remote) and realize it's in my hand.

hahaha my mom did that one night.

She kept calling my name, so I walked out of my room and into the living room to see her with her eyes half open asking me where the remote was.

So I pulled it out of her hand and handed it back to her.

She looked at me half confused and said "Oh."

haha

 

[dt3]

My mom tried to rewind a DVD back when they first came out...

 

[lemon]

Re: RE: The Brainfart Thread

My mom tried to rewind a DVD back when they first came out...

:funnah :rofl :funnah

 

[StangMang]

Re: RE: The Brainfart Thread

Do they count if you were drunk at the time? Cuz once I puked in my friends laundry hamper thinking it was the sink and had to wash all his shit the next day

My friend shit in my hamper one night when he was drunk thinking it was the toilet. The next day i threw the hamper in my backyard, doused it with gasoline, and threw a match on it.

 

[dt3]

Re: RE: The Brainfart Thread

Do they count if you were drunk at the time? Cuz once I puked in my friends laundry hamper thinking it was the sink and had to wash all his shit the next day

My friend shit in my hamper one night when he was drunk thinking it was the toilet. The next day i threw the hamper in my backyard, doused it with gasoline, and threw a match on it.

Good solution! :rofl

 

[lemon]

:funnah