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Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home..


Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.



Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him

'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it

with the insurance money!'



She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,

'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought


it with the insurance money!'



Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in

the ashes she said, 'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?


Bought it too, with the insurance money!'



Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, 'Herman,

remember that blow job I always promised you?


Here it comes!'




 
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Tyler Durden

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Calum, an old friend of mine used to tell me about this girl that 'literally' blew on it.... much to his surprise.

I think it was compounded by her only 'blowing' on it whilst he had a condom on.
 

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the diffrence between oral and anal sex...

(if i screw this up bear with me)

oral sex makes your whole day...
anal sex makes your hole weak
(thank you hooked on phonics)
 
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