The Ask Donnie Thread

[Sneakiecat]

I secretly love being miserable. That's why our marriage has lasted so long. :eek

How long do you think I'm going to withhold sex for that comment?

 

[Maulds]

That only happened once. Strep keeps kicking my ass.

Maybe it's time to get the tonsils removed?

I secretly love being miserable. That's why our marriage has lasted so long. :eek

Not going near that one.

 

[Maulds]

How long do you think I'm going to withhold sex for that comment?

You guys are married, and you still have sex???? Wow whats that like? I sure wouldn't know.

 

[dt3]

How long do you think I'm going to withhold sex for that comment?

At least 10 more hours.

Maybe it's time to get the tonsils removed?

It'd be a good excuse to eat lots of ice cream.

You guys are married, and you still have sex???? Wow whats that like? I sure wouldn't know.

It's hot. :ninja

 

[Sneakiecat]

At least 10 more hours.

You keep thinking that.

It'd be a good excuse to eat lots of ice cream.

Like you need one.

 

[dt3]

You keep thinking that.



Like you need one.

No question=no reply

 

[Thornless]

How long do you think I'm going to withhold sex for that comment?

Can I have his!?

 

[dt3]

Can I have his!?

Can I watch?

 

[Thornless]

Can I watch?

Nope

 

[dt3]

Nope

You strike a hard bargain, but you can still have my share.

 

[Sneakiecat]

Why does your son think everything is a joke?

Can I have his!?

Of course.

 

[Sneakiecat]

Did you know your son is a Doctor Who fan?

 

[dt3]

Why does your son think everything is a joke?

Because his dad's a fucking comedian.

 

[HK]

Did you know your son is a Doctor Who fan?

Your son has fantastic taste :ninja

 

[dt3]

Did you know your son is a Doctor Who fan?

You've pointed this out frequently. I prefer Doctor No myself.

 

[Sneakiecat]

Your son has fantastic taste :ninja

What can I say, he takes after his mother.

You've pointed this out frequently. I prefer Doctor No myself.

Do you think he would think Doctor No is a joke?

 

[Sneakiecat]

Because his dad's a fucking comedian.

When are you going to realize you're not a comedian?

 

[dt3]

What can I say, he takes after his mother.

Except for the penis...

Do you think he would think Doctor No is a joke?

There is nothing funny about Ursula Andress in that bikini.

 

[dt3]

When are you going to realize you're not a comedian?

When people stop laughing at my jokes.

 

[Sneakiecat]

Are you staying for the test tomorrow afternoon?

When people stop laughing at my jokes.

I didn't know they started.