The Adventures of Jersey and Natasha

[Jersey]

So, yeah... it came to our attention that we never told the full stories of any of the things we hinted at from our trip.

Night 1: We had a few mudslides then took a nap for like 2 hours. I say "Hey Applebee's has 1/2 price appetizers, let's find one! OHHHHHHH and Monday Night Football is on too! So, we go out to the car, and there is this guy walking really slow through the parking lot. We were in the car for a few minutes before we moved because I was working on Garmin (my GPS). We found the location and pull out of the parking spot. We turn the corner and the guy was standing there under a tree. He now has his hooded sweatshirt pulled up. I'm only going like 8mph yet , and I shit you not. He lifts up his hooded sweatshirt and just drops his pants!

:willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly: We were both so fucking shocked, we just screamed and I sped away. The whole way to the restaurant we were like "WTF Did that really just happen?!?!?!?!?"


Now Tasha, your turn. You can add on...explain...or move on to another story!

 

[Natasha]

Bwahahahahahaha!!! That was tooooooooooooo funny!!! And the funny thing was that we just saw that commercial on TV a few minutes before that where the guy is running through a neighborhood and bends down to tie his shoe...then he pulls his hoodie up and runs and tries to kick the door in on a residence w/ an alarm system. I made some stupid comment about how the guy turned into a bad guy by pulling up his hoodie...and then the pervert was wearing a hoodie!!!

Ummm...next???

I can't remember like the NEXT next story so I'm going w/ this one.

Our last night in Florida we decided to go to Pleasure Island in Downtown Disney. Well, we had already been to a comedy show and a couple of other bars and had a couple of beers. We keep seeing people walking by w/ these buckets w/ alcoholic drinks so I finally stop this chick and ask her where she got it. We go get our buckets (I got a "superstar" and Jersey got a "rage in a cage"), get our drink on, and eventually have to go get a refill. The guy asks us what we had to drink and I say "I had a superstar" and Jersey says "and I had a rage in my cage...I mean, ummm..." and the bartendar goes "rage in a cage???" We just started laughing and Jersey goes "I swear that wasn't a pick up line!!!"

Bwahahahhahhaa!!!

 

[RedRyder]

Yes Yes...... opcorn2:

This is good stuff!!!! :24:

 

[Wookiegirl]

Yes Yes...... opcorn2:

This is good stuff!!!! :24:

:homo:

 

[Jersey]

LMAO!! I still think the bartender thought I was trying to use a cheap pick up line!

Not exactly a funny story, but an adventure nonetheless....

I'm scared to death of bridges that cross water. I was on my way to an interview (without Tasha) and I see that I will be crossing a pretty low bridge in a few miles. I'm freaking out... but I get to the bridge, and the area was so flooded (from the storms I guess) that there was water to the tops of the damn palm trees. There was water splashing up onto the bridge, and it was quite freaky!

 

[Wookiegirl]

Yes Yes...... opcorn2:

This is good stuff!!!! :24:

:homo:

 

[Jersey]

Oh.. and P.S

Because of the "hooded flasher" Tasha had the video rolling every time we were leaving or pulling into the parking lot for the rest of the trip!

:24::24::24:

 

[RedRyder]

Oh.. and P.S

Because of the "hooded flasher" Tasha had the video rolling every time we were leaving or pulling into the parking lot for the rest of the trip!

:24::24::24:

Absolutely!!!!! :24: :nod: :24:

 

[Natasha]

Oh.. and P.S

Because of the "hooded flasher" Tasha had the video rolling every time we were leaving or pulling into the parking lot for the rest of the trip!

:24::24::24:

Yes!!! And the best part is that that first night when we were coming back from Applebees (where, by the way, I think our bartender was a little sweet on Jersey) and while the video is rolling this song was playing:

YouTube - Eminem - Ass like That

 

[Natasha]

So me and Jersey embark on our day-long apartment hunting day and head out for the first set of apartments. Honestly, they didn't look THAT bad, but you kinda got this feeling like they had all the hoodrats hidden in the basement while we were there or something. So we go to get on the golfcart to go to the apartment we're looking at and it's dead...that should've been the first clue, huh??? Oh, before that, I was sitting in the apartment office and a low-rider went by w/ 3 eses in it...I was like "uh huh, this is interesting." Anyway, I go to call the local police department to find out what kind of reputation this place has...they won't even answer the fucking phone at the police department!!! LOL

Anywho, Jersey's stepmom looked it up online and there were posts about how people felt scared to leave their own apartments at night due to "hooded gentlemen" that are always out and about.

Sadly...that was not the worst we looked at that day.

 

[Jersey]

The scary "condo" volume 2:

Garmin is giving us directions to it and I'm "uh ohing" down the street because it's getting kinda scary looking. We had to pull a U Turn because it was on the opposite side of the street. The frikkin "condo" was so scary, I didn't even slow down! I actually sped up when I saw it!!! VERY FRIGHTENING!!!!

 

[Natasha]

Oh yeah...both of those condos were VERY bad!!! Garmin kept getting pissed at us, too...at one point she seriously told us to turn left and that would've put us down a ravine in a pond.

 

[Jersey]

Fucking Garmin. I can't really blame her though. I relied on her directions for 8 hours straight with only a few short breaks. She probably could have used a longer lunch break or something :dunno

 

[Natasha]

Probably so!!!

I think I'm mixing up the apartment complexes...was the horrible washer-dryer room the same one that smelled like cat pee or was it the guy that nearly bounced me off the golf cart???

 

[Jersey]

The horrible washer/dryer room, the cat pee smelling apartment, the teeny ass rooms, AND the guy that almost bounced you off the golf cart were all at the same place. Charming, huh?

He was also the car salesman that asked how I'd be paying for my deposit to that shithole!!!

 

[Natasha]

The horrible washer/dryer room, the cat pee smelling apartment, the teeny ass rooms, AND the guy that almost bounced you off the golf cart were all at the same place. Charming, huh?

He was also the car salesman that asked how I'd be paying for my deposit to that shithole!!!

Oooooooooooooookay...I thought I was confused.

 

[Natasha]

My favorite story of the whole trip...

So me and Jersey had been at Pleasure Island having a good time drinking and dancing on the rotating dance floor (music sucks in that club, by the way) and decided to make our way home around 0145 hrs. Jersey, being smart, used the bathroom before we left...I did not. The drive back to the hotel is, I guess, about 30 minutes or so. By the time we get there I've reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally gotta pee...BAD!!! We get inside and push the button on the elevator...NOTHING. We push the button again, this time w/ my legs crossed trying not to pee myself...NOTHING. I push the button about a dozen times begging the elevator to pleeeeeeeeeeeeease come on...NOTHING. So we have to go all the way down to the other end of the hallway and try THAT elevator (we were on the 4th floor, by the way). Here I am, trying to walk fast enough to make it to the potty in time but not too fast lest I pee my pants. We push the button on the elevator and HALLELUJAH it starts dinging that the elevator is on the way down. I was seriously starting to look for a public bathroom downstairs at this point!!! We get on the elevator and Jersey is doubled over in laughter. I'm begging her "please don't make me laugh...I'm gonna pee myself!!!" She just starts laughing harder!!! Finally we make it up to the 4th floor, get out of the elevator, and walk fast but not too fast to our room. I think I peed for 5 minutes straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

 

[Jersey]

I tell Tasha as we are walking up to the elevator "Ya know, this bitch didnt work yesterday when I came back from my interview." DOH!!!

I seriously laughed so hard I was crying....hard... I had mascara running down my face and I couldn't see the damn card slot to put the room key in.

OMG I just died reading that!

 

[dustsped]

Thanks Heather and Natasha! I enjoyed reading about your trip and your experiences you had along the way. If there's more to tell, I look forward to reading more from both of you.

 

[Natasha]

There's still more...but I'm gonna have to think about what they are. LOL!!!