Texts from last night...

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I got really smashed last night. I drank a little over half a bottle of maker's mark whiskey and a couple of Jack and Coke's. Much to my demise... when I woke up this morning and checked my phone I was in TOTAL shock. OH MY GOD the texts I sent out to people... I sent a simultaneous text apologizing to everyone. I have a horrible hangover...

Am I the only one that needs their phone taken away when they drink? lol
 
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I have had conversations for hours with someone and don't remember what the F I said, we remained friends so I guess it couldn't have been toooo bad, but yeah, all means of communications should be taken from us while drunk
 
HK said:
I've never been this drunk, but most people I know seem to have. It mainly seems to be a girly thing though. I don't see many guys going 'oh my GOD what did I SAY last night?!'
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LOL I don't even remember everything I did. I remember bits and pieces, like talking with 2 Russian chicks about going lesbian while we we're standing in a men's room.
 
JoeCool10 said:
LOL I don't even remember everything I did. I remember bits and pieces, like talking with 2 Russian chicks about going lesbian while we we're standing in a men's room.
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You know what, I like this about girls when we drink, all we seem to do is be nice to strangers :) like some girl told me she liked my shoes last thursday, and I know I've drunkenly complimented other girls on what they were wearing, and I've seen other people do it too.... but it never seems to happen when we're not on a night out.
 
HK said:
I've never been this drunk, but most people I know seem to have. It mainly seems to be a girly thing though. I don't see many guys going 'oh my GOD what did I SAY last night?!'
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Probably because we all just find it hilarious! Best one was a mate of mine, Dave. A group of us were out at our local getting pissed up when another mates girlfriend's mum and her boyfriend (probably both in their 50s or 60s) showed up. Dave went up to the mum, right in front of her boyfriend and said "I would totally fuck you up the arse!" :24::24::24:
 
LMAO!!! That's fucking hilarious, Peter. HK, you're so right! I remember complimenting some girl on a pair of the ugliest shoes. I told her they were really cute. She liked mine, though. For good reason. Mine were sexy before I ralphed on 'em. >.<
 
I can't wait to get this drunk lol. The worst things I've ever done is have a group of girls carry me to the bathroom and pull my pants down, then set me on the toilet to pee. But I couldn't because I couldn't stop laughing lol.
More recently, I went to a bar and mistook the waitress for someone else. She played along lol.
 
kate88 said:
The worst thing is when you find a sent text to an ex. NO GOOD.
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I live in fear of that ever happening! I know I wouldn't ever in my right mind, but I dread ever getting so off my face that I might think it was a good idea. One of the first episodes of sex and the city I ever flicked past on TV was Carrie phoning Mr Big and telling him what an arsehole he is with a martini in her hand, and it was toe-curling.
 
JoeCool10 said:
I got really smashed last night. I drank a little over half a bottle of maker's mark whiskey and a couple of Jack and Coke's. Much to my demise... when I woke up this morning and checked my phone I was in TOTAL shock. OH MY GOD the texts I sent out to people... I sent a simultaneous text apologizing to everyone. I have a horrible hangover...

Am I the only one that needs their phone taken away when they drink? lol
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I used to drink in college but after a terrible hang over and an embarrassing moment due to it, I promised myself not to drink anymore and so i did ;)

I can totally imagine though the look on your face :eek when you realized what you've done :D :24:
 
HK said:
I live in fear of that ever happening! I know I wouldn't ever in my right mind, but I dread ever getting so off my face that I might think it was a good idea. One of the first episodes of sex and the city I ever flicked past on TV was Carrie phoning Mr Big and telling him what an arsehole he is with a martini in her hand, and it was toe-curling.
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I've done it, its fucking horrible when you wake up in the morning and find out.
Especially if, like in my case, the ex is a massive fucking egocentric cunt.
 
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