Tell me some useless inane info about yourself.

[Dakota Jim]

That's a relief....... There are two things that never enter my mouth....


Jack and Jim ...... They are nasty! :yuk


ummmmm.... Daniels and Beam for those that are confuzzled...... :cool

I KNOW you aren't talkin 'bout me Red....

 

[RedRyder]

I KNOW you aren't talkin 'bout me Red....

Definitely not!

 

[ssl]

i feel i should let you know that i think this is the starting of a mass-black-mail scheme.

just thought you should be made aware of what i thought.

on this.. particular matter.

 

[SilentSinz]

I have monkey toes, super long, and can use them like fingers to grab stuff! oh yeah doesnt get more awesome than that

 

[Tyler Durden]

I have double jointed thumbs
I can do a freakishly good pirate and Yoda impression
I have completely dismantled my right small finger with a habbit of pinching the nail

 

[PoopaSwoof]

i feel i should let you know that i think this is the starting of a mass-black-mail scheme.

just thought you should be made aware of what i thought.

on this.. particular matter.

Do you have food in your refrigerator that really should be thrown out?

 

[Codrus]

...one of my testicles is lower than the other....every other day

 

[PoopaSwoof]

I have monkey toes, super long, and can use them like fingers to grab stuff! oh yeah doesnt get more awesome than that

When was the last time you checked under your couch cushions?

 

[Codrus]

moonie turned me into a newt........i got better

 

[PoopaSwoof]

I have double jointed thumbs
I can do a freakishly good pirate and Yoda impression
I have completely dismantled my right small finger with a habbit of pinching the nail

Is your clothes washer in your kitchen?

 

[PoopaSwoof]

...one of my testicles is lower than the other....every other day

moonie turned me into a newt........i got better

Better than what?

 

[Codrus]

Is your clothes washer in your kitchen?

if my clothes washer was in the kitchen, ....i'de say "get me a beer bitch!!!":24::24:

 

[PoopaSwoof]

if my clothes washer was in the kitchen, ....i'de say "get me a beer bitch!!!":24::24:

Fat fuckin chance on that.:24::24::24:

 

[Codrus]

Better than what?

better than a anorexic aids infected donnie osmond on crack

 

[Codrus]

Fat fuckin chance on that.:24::24::24:

yeah...i dont like beer:24::24:

 

[PoopaSwoof]

better than a anorexic aids infected donnie osmond on crack

So, like Michael Jackson then.

 

[Codrus]

So, like Michael Jackson then.

yeah ...but without the tattoo'd eye brows and lips...oh...and no "rare skin disease" or puncture marks :24:

 

[PoopaSwoof]

yeah ...but without the tattoo'd eye brows and lips...oh...and no "rare skin disease" or puncture marks :24:

He's been dead long enough to make a killer little zombie now.:nod:

 

[Codrus]

He's been dead long enough to make a killer little zombie now.:nod:

...of course he wont look anything like he did in his thriller video:24::24::24:

 

[Tyler Durden]

My eyes are -5.50 in each one. Which is pretty damn terrible (hence my lenses)