Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[freakofnature]

I'm just as cool offline as I am online.

 

[RandomDude]

im watching you through your webcam...

 

[RandomDude]

I'm just as cool offline as I am online.

lol

im sitting on the toilet

 

[itsmeJonB]

i struck gold

 

[RandomDude]

i kissed your wife

 

[itsmeJonB]

I have a wife

 

[Jessica]

I have a sister

 

[RandomDude]

i have no belly button

 

[Jessica]

I have a broken leg..

 

[RandomDude]

i have broken a bone before

 

[Jessica]

I know how to drive

 

[RandomDude]

im a male prostitute

 

[itsmeJonB]

i believe in god

 

[Jessica]

I can ride a bike

 

[itsmeJonB]

Impressed with Jessicas ability to do nothing basic like drive or ride a bike

 

[Jessica]

(I can't drive yet because I'm 15) (I can't ride a bike because I have bad balance)

 

[RandomDude]

im feeling great

 

[Jessica]

Spy Kids is terrible

 

[RandomDude]

im standing on a roof

 

[Jessica]

I Have an iPod