Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[ATKU2]

=) I kill people cause it's fun!

 

[kim3478]

Haha, thank you Wes

I have massive jugs lol.

 

[ATKU2]

I'm a homophobe.....


(nah.... jus' playin')

 

[kim3478]

Lol Wes will get you for that one haha.

I am a virgin. Haha.

 

[Wichita]

I'm a homophobe.....


(nah.... jus' playin')

I eat homophobe guys for breakfast


(and Im not playin...)

 

[kim3478]

I have a big nose.

 

[LipzLikeMurder]

I LOVE meatloaf.

 

[itsmeJonB]

i dont swear

 

[Jessica]

I am not crying

 

[Wichita]

Im sad

 

[kim3478]

I didn't get up at 2:00 p.m to a text message about why sex is good... :S

 

[Wichita]

Im not laughin' really hard right now

 

[Jessica]

There are not 6 girls in my accounting class

 

[kim3478]

I am anorexic and bulimic.

 

[Jessica]

I have lunch pd. 8

 

[kim3478]

I have a good taste in my mouth right now.

 

[Jessica]

I did not just eat

 

[kim3478]

I understand eveything about how to pay uni fees..

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Okay so this one time I was driving right and this fucking deer popped outta nowhere and sat in the middle of the road drinking a coffee smoking a fag and i blared my hor and it to move cause you know i was in a really big hurry .. late for my sexual rehablitation class and such.. and the fucker came up to my window and headbutted it and the wondow shattered i was so pissed i jumped outta my car and started to wrestle with this deer and .. yeah i got my ass kicked and car stolen.. so i was left stranded on the side of the road no car no cell kiss kicked all cause a damn deer wouldnt move!






random i know

 

[kim3478]

LOL wow that was very random

I am not getting a gay student loan.