Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[Jessica]

my computer is speedy

 

[RandomDude]

i can speak Japanese

 

[Jessica]

I can speak German

 

[RandomDude]

my foreskin is bigger than my actual penis

 

[AUDRAA]

I think thats the point of foreskin

 

[Jessica]

I hate butterflies

 

[RandomDude]

I think thats the point of foreskin

lol.... i have no comment to this....

 

[Jessica]

I have giant ears

 

[RandomDude]

my left butt cheek is twice the size of my right one

 

[Jessica]

Boys are not jerks and are not gross

 

[RandomDude]

that doesnt offend me

 

[Jessica]

I never change my avatar

 

[katnis]

I have three eyes

 

[MiSSUNDERSTOOD]

I love hamburgers!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

I was not drunk lastnight to the point of police lmao

 

[Jessica]

I have a broken arm

 

[RandomDude]

I was not drunk lastnight to the point of police lmao

that does not amuse me greatly

 

[Jessica]

My dad is a policeman

 

[RandomDude]

i hate playing pokemon

 

[Jessica]

I love pokemon