Tell a LIE about the person above you

[Jessica]

never posts

 

[Tomperi]

Eats the wrapper and throws away the content.

 

[Jessica]

lol

swallows his gum

 

[Tomperi]

Eats piston rings.

 

[Jessica]

is far away from 1,000 posts

 

[Tomperi]

Is far away from 5,310 posts.

 

[Jessica]

is very close to catching up with me

 

[Tomperi]

Should really increase the posts per day count.

 

[Jessica]

speaks Chinese fluently

 

[Tomperi]

Speaks Swedish fluently.

 

[Jessica]

is very hungry

 

[Tomperi]

Hates chicken.

 

[Jessica]

hates meatballs

 

[Tomperi]

Hates Chinese food.

 

[Jessica]

has elf ears....

 

[Tomperi]

Had her ears stolen by Niki Lauda.

 

[Jessica]

has the eyes of an eagle

 

[Tomperi]

Has the eyes of a bat.

 

[Jessica]

has angel wings

 

[Tomperi]

Has a PhD