Tell a LIE about the person above you

[Tomperi]

Has never had flu.

 

[Jessica]

almost true; I had it only 1 time.

gets sick easily

 

[Tomperi]

Inviscerates the proletariat.

 

[boombala]

Is a double agent

 

[lumpenstein]

is a carnivore

Well, that's not necessarily a lie either.

Is bad at telling lies.

 

[Jessica]

:shrug:

has a pet cow

 

[Tomperi]

Is D.B. Cooper

 

[Jessica]

collects bookmarks

 

[Tomperi]

Has her picture on the 1$ bill.

 

[lumpenstein]

Hangs out in biker bars.

 

[Jessica]

can't say the alphabet

 

[Tomperi]

Has an oar by her bed in case of severe flooding.

 

[Jessica]

has been to France

 

[Tomperi]

Has been to Mexico.

 

[Jessica]

Has been to China.

 

[Tomperi]

Has been to Tajikistan.

 

[Jessica]

Has been to Iraq

 

[Tomperi]

Has been in the army.

 

[Jessica]

is in the army

 

[Tomperi]

Soon that's not a lie anymore.

Speaks Japanese.