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Yall say what you want. It's dumb. It's stupid. Or it's retarded. But remember what man has never imagined or joked about a Cooter with teeth. I would see it if it does not go straight to dvd. Even then I would rent it.


A minge with a set of chompers is no laughing matter, son.
 
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Yall say what you want. It's dumb. It's stupid. Or it's retarded. But remember what man has never imagined or joked about a Cooter with teeth. I would see it if it does not go straight to dvd. Even then I would rent it.

I bet it's not as dumb as this movie.

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Uhm. I kinda liked "Attack of the killer tomatoes."
It has a cult following you know.

As for "Teeth" I must be a warpo 'cause the first thought I had when I read the synopsis was "how the heck does she floss those?! " :wtf:

Just think of this, her gyno would double as her dentist. Jeepers, what if she needs braces?! Can I get an Orthobstatgynologist?

Can you imagine the hell her HMO would give her?
"We're sorry, but vaginal teeth are not covered under your plan." "No, they can not be counted as vaginal growths, cysts, or warts." "we suggest you see a free clinic or inquire with your employer about a dental plan."
 

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This vagina has some bite!


SYNOPSIS

High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

Teeth (NY, LA) Movie Info - BLOODY-DISGUSTING.COM

This is definately not a date movie! I bet anybody that sees this movie won't want to have sex for a while! :24::24:

Dood, I just saw this website...it looks totally wierd...especially in the trailer when she's in the Gyno office....wow! Is that what George Carlin referred to as a "Snapping pussy"?
 

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Yall say what you want. It's dumb. It's stupid. Or it's retarded. But remember what man has never imagined or joked about a Cooter with teeth. I would see it if it does not go straight to dvd. Even then I would rent it.

:24: I have before!

I am sorry, but I am starting to get a dirty thought. So...........:ninja Gotta scoot

:yuk

Whatcanisay.....

Some beavers have teephers:ninja

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That and Tremors

Hey now, Tremors was a classic. I loved it!
 

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You know, I'd love to see a commercial for this movie on TV, I really would.

Also, I don't see why Tremors was stupid. That movie was fuckin awesome. The sequels were kinda lame though.
 
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