Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen,
Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was
A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her
Forearm And The Beep Stopped
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. "that Was My
Pager," She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin
Of My Arm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young
Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished,
She Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A
Microchip In My Hand."
The Older Woman Felt Very Low Tech. Not To Be Out
Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As
Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went
To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet
Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised
Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman
Finally Said........."well, Will You Look At That.. I'm
Getting A Fax!!"
Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was
A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her
Forearm And The Beep Stopped
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. "that Was My
Pager," She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin
Of My Arm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young
Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished,
She Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A
Microchip In My Hand."
The Older Woman Felt Very Low Tech. Not To Be Out
Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As
Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went
To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet
Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised
Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman
Finally Said........."well, Will You Look At That.. I'm
Getting A Fax!!"
