One day a truck driver, carrying a load of computers, was passing through silicon valley. He stopped at a bar and was having a drink when two techno nerds came in, the barman grabbed his rifle and shot them dead. The truck driver was shocked, and asked the barman why he had done it, to which the barman replied, "It's ok, nerds are in season - you're allowed to shoot them."
Later, the truck driver was back on the road when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid some logs. His lorry overturned and all his computers fell onto the road.
As he jumped down from the cab he was amazed to see at least 20 techno nerds swarming around the computers. Afraid that they would take them, he grabbed his rifle and started shooting them. He'd taken out a few of them when he heard police sirens, the cops ran up to him and asked him what he was doing.
"I thought they were in season!" he said. To which the cop replied. "They are, but you're not allowed to bait them!"
Later, the truck driver was back on the road when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid some logs. His lorry overturned and all his computers fell onto the road.
As he jumped down from the cab he was amazed to see at least 20 techno nerds swarming around the computers. Afraid that they would take them, he grabbed his rifle and started shooting them. He'd taken out a few of them when he heard police sirens, the cops ran up to him and asked him what he was doing.
"I thought they were in season!" he said. To which the cop replied. "They are, but you're not allowed to bait them!"
