Tech Support From Wife Software Solutions Inc.

[Sykko]

I found this on another board... I dont think it was really written by a geek so I had to do a bunch of editing to give it a better techy credibility but check this out I think it's funny

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and since install it has began monitoring all other system activity. Applications such as
Poker Night 10.3, Football Pro 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golf 3.6.

I can't seem to run the Wife 1.0 program in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about downgrading
back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common complaint that we've had. Currently Wife 1.0 does not have an uninstall package available but we here at Wife Software Solutions inc Tech Support have the following information to help you:

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 or to downgrade to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files and registry keys from the
system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed not to allow this. Look in your the "Wife Program Manual" under the
Warnings:Alimony/Child Support appendix. I recommend that you keep the Wife program and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
"YesDear" Patch to deal with some of the bugs you are experiancing.

The best course of action is to run the command C:\apologize.exe
because ultimately you will need to use the apologize.exe command before the system will return to it's normal state anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to need alot of maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean&Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and the "Do Bills" Add on patch for free!

However, be very careful how you use these applications. Improper
use will cause the system to launch the NagNag Module . Once
this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible conflicts in your system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

 

[Bagel]

hahah nerds have way to much time ..lol... wait thats me lol

 

[Darkstar]

Haha...thats great...imma have to print that out.

 

[Sykko]

hahah nerds have way to much time ..lol... wait thats me lol

me too the people in my department at work treat me like im a mini-IT department :yuk

but I guess that's cause I dont give em hell when it's something like their numlock key is off

 

[ervis3h18]

that was great, who ever came up with that deserves some props, funny how it made sense

 

[Sykko]

yeah I loved the origional idea behind it I only edited some of the language to make it more credible as tech support and stuff