Sweet Revenge

[kelvin070]

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man.

Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.

Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"

"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are... I'm going to set the garage on fire."

 

[jctauss]

LOL kind of has a little saw influence

 

[Ashl33]

....

 

[wednesday]

I like it....

 

[motorbyclist]

Nasty.

I'd probably rather die.

 

[The Joker]

Why wouldn't the guy can just unsecure the vice and run off?

 

[kelvin070]

Why wouldn't the guy can just unsecure the vice and run off?

How can he run off when he is shackeled by the neck with one arm and held by the balls with the other hand

 

[wednesday]

Joker has a point...you didnt mention that...

 

[The Joker]

How can he run off when he is shackeled by the neck with one arm and held by the balls with the other hand

You didn't say that.

You said his dick was merely in a vice.

Vices don't get magically locked into the secure position.

You just twist the handle to unsecure them.

 

[kelvin070]

You didn't say that.

You said his dick was merely in a vice.

Vices don't get magically locked into the secure position.

You just twist the handle to unsecure them.

OK, You have a point joker

 

[The Joker]

Hahaha.

Still a funny joke xD