Survey Says!

J

Jersey

Mrs. Dontchaknow
2 2 2 2 1
15 Year Club Well Known
I got this 3 times on myspace... could be fun if you really don't use someone else's answers :)

1. Name something you use in the shower.
razor

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?
shoulder pads

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
dead bugs

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
condoms

5. What's another word for blemish?
zit

6. Something you'd cook in the microwave.
lean cuisine lol

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
bed

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
she's a milf!

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
pees on someone

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
drug test

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
umm.. setting up a tent? LOL i dunno

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
welcome to our home

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
boxing

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day?
fail them

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
puffy eyes

16. Name something found at a Séance?
people

17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat?
a pigeon

18. Name something that gets folded?
towels

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?
sweats

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
a roll of TP!
 
1. Name something you use in the shower.
*A loofah

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?
*Jock strap!

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
*Tickets!

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
*Flowers

5. What's another word for blemish?
*Pimple

6. Something you'd cook in the microwave.
*Cup O Noodles LOL!!

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
*Grandfather Clock

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
*She's got money?!

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
*Brings dirty underwear into a room full of people!

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
*AIDS test

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
*Swimming

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
*Home is where the heart is.

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
*Hockey

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day?
*Tell them she's pregnant?! :24:

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
*Sniffles and red eyes

16. Name something found at a Séance?
*Ouija board

17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat?
*Crow

18. Name something that gets folded?
*Paper

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?
*Socks LOL!!

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
*Chapstick
 
ah heck I did this once on myspace already......I'll do it again! haha


1. Name something you use in the shower.
wash cloth

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?
underwear

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
bird poop

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
flowers

5. What's another word for blemish?
acne

6. Something you'd cook in the microwave.
hot chocolate

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
piano

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
stability

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
pees on someones tire

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
hearing test

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
tieing a knot in a rope

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
home sweet home

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
hockey

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day?
pop quiz

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
red eyes

16. Name something found at a Séance?
wiji board

17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat?
dodo bird

18. Name something that gets folded?
paper

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?
underwear

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
bar of soap
 
1. Name something you use in the shower.
shampoo

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?
jock strap

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
parking ticket

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
condoms

5. What's another word for blemish?
"spot"

6. Something you'd cook in the microwave.
chef boy-ar-dee ravioli

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
couch

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
shes a MILF

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
drags its ass because it has worms

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
vision

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
archery

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
home is where the heart is

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
rugby

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day?
call the kids parents for something the kid did at school to get them into trouble

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
sniffling

16. Name something found at a Séance?
gypsy

17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat?
eagle

18. Name something that gets folded?
newspaper

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?
jeans

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
roll of paper towels
 
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