Super lame jokes?

[JoeCool10]

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

 

[JoeCool10]

There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’

 

[Siphorous]

Two blades of grass are walking along in a field.

One says to the other, "Sh!t, we're surrounded!".

 

[doadesweb]

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No Idea

 

[doadesweb]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh..

 

[doadesweb]

After 30 years of marriage. Jim the plumber left his wife florence. The note on the table simply read. ' it's over flo. '

 

[Natasha]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ******** bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ******* bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating ******* of a ******* bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

V's son told me a joke just like that except it was a squirrel, Home Depot, and nuts. LOL

 

[Unicorn Guild]

A man walks into a bar. BANG! An iron bar.

I enjoy:

A man walked into a bar...ouch.

 

[doadesweb]

I enjoy:

A man walked into a bar...ouch.

Yea, still funny

When I was first told the version I put up, I found it hysterical.. still one of my favourites

 

[JoeCool10]

From one kid to another:

"What color is the sky?" "Blue." "Mine is green."

"What color is the grass?" "Green." "Mine is blue."

*shake hands*

"What do you wipe your butt with?" "Toilet paper." "I use my hands."

:24: Such a stupid joke but it got a kick out of my friends and I as kids :24: