substitue for sex

[Baby Jai]

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used
alcohol as a substitute for women."
"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my
penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

.......lol..........:ninja

 

[Elle]

lo..................l

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Bahhhh

 

[Demonica69]

:willy_nilly::yuk

 

[SYN]

k.... thats totally degrading for us men, but... still funny haha!