Stupid things you've done and sick injuries

HK said:
I'm surprisingly adept at not getting seriously hurt. The worst things I've done pale in comparison to some of you!
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Aren't you the lucky one :D

My last one was just humorous :p I use my iPhone as an alarm clock and one time on waking up, I was lying in bed and holding it above my face so look at it. Only, my early morning grip was compromised and I dropped it on my face, the corner clipping my cheekbone. I had a little bruise there for ages.
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Now that is really funny :24: :24:

I do use my IPhone as an alarm clock too :nod: My grip is same way hence the phone had fallen on my face several times. I guess this is where am luckier than you ( :p ) as I have sort of that soft cover for my phone and so I had never had any injury from it........... yet :D

It serves as a double alarm tho' when the phone drops on my face. Automatically am awake :24: :24:
 
One time when I was in 8th grade, we were doing the weight training and workout equipment lessons in PE. I guess I missed the first day, so I missed the walk through of the machines, and which ones were out of order. Apparently, that's enough for them, and they don't need to put on a sign. So I went in to class and was going to use the treadmill. I stood on it, started to turn it on and it didn't move. So I was kinda messing with it, and next thing I know it just turns on, unexpectedly, at full speed. Needless to say, I slipped, and the treadmill was facing away from a wall, so if I had let go of the handle bars, I was afraid that at the speed it was going, I was going to injure my back if I let go. I got some of the worst scrapes on my knees and the front of my ankles. Like, several layers of skin got torn off before the PE teacher came over and turned the machine off. She proceeded to reprimand me for using an "out of order" machine..even though there was no indication to such.

I had to go to the nurse's office, it was pretty bad. I called my dad bawling and he thought I was ridiculous for calling him to come pick me up because I had "scraped my knees". I couldn't walk right for weeks. I still have scars on my knees and I never have to shave there cuz the hair doesn't grow. :D
 
anathelia said:
One time when I was in 8th grade, we were doing the weight training and workout equipment lessons in PE. I guess I missed the first day, so I missed the walk through of the machines, and which ones were out of order. Apparently, that's enough for them, and they don't need to put on a sign. So I went in to class and was going to use the treadmill. I stood on it, started to turn it on and it didn't move. So I was kinda messing with it, and next thing I know it just turns on, unexpectedly, at full speed. Needless to say, I slipped, and the treadmill was facing away from a wall, so if I had let go of the handle bars, I was afraid that at the speed it was going, I was going to injure my back if I let go. I got some of the worst scrapes on my knees and the front of my ankles. Like, several layers of skin got torn off before the PE teacher came over and turned the machine off. She proceeded to reprimand me for using an "out of order" machine..even though there was no indication to such.

I had to go to the nurse's office, it was pretty bad. I called my dad bawling and he thought I was ridiculous for calling him to come pick me up because I had "scraped my knees". I couldn't walk right for weeks. I still have scars on my knees and I never have to shave there cuz the hair doesn't grow. :D
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Holy crap :eek
 
Well I don't think any of mine would beat yours :( but here goes.
I desided when I was younger like 1 years old to stick a button up my nose to help me breath had to be taken to the hospital and get it taken out! for some reason my babysitter gave me beans to eat hmmmmmmmmmmmm strange don't think that would of helped me get the button out my nose ha.

I was 11 and I was outside on my lunch we desided to put the jumpers on the floor and all stand in them trying to move with are legs in the both of them so i fell cracked my finger and my bigger heavyer freind fell on me causeing me to break my finger :( hahahah

Ive had the odd time of being knocked out in pe by a football :) didn't knock any sence into me though.

In my last job the after school club had a pool table and the owners son was really peed off and threw a pool ball at my head and knocked me out cold, so I woke up in the worst pain and went home straight to bed to wake up and go work the next day having a really horid pain in the back of my head the lump was so painfull my Dad took me to hospital and got some painkillers and went home to sleep took me days to get better after that.
 
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