Stupid Stuff You Remember from Childhood

[darkcgi]

great big gobs of greasy grimy golfer's gut
mutilated monkey's meat
chopped up birdy's feet
great big eye balls rolling down a dirty street
and me without a fork
chomp!

 

[dancingpotato]

Ill probably confuse you but these are two rhymes I remember:

"Wee Willie Winkie rins through the toon, Up stairs an' doon stairs in his nicht-gown, Tirlin' at the window, crying at the lock, "Are the weans in their bed, for it's now ten o'clock?"


"Skinny malinky longlegs,
Big banana feet,
Went tae the pictures and couldnae find a seat.
When the picture started,
Skinny malinky farted,
Skinny malinky long legs big banana feet"

 

[acctnt shan]

Skidamarink a dink a dink,
Skidamarink a doo,
I love you.
Skidamarink a dink a dink,
Skidamarink a doo,
I love you.

I love you in the morning
And in the afternoon,
I love you in the evening
And underneath the moon;
Oh, Skidamarink a dink a dink,
Skidamarink a doo,
I love you!

 

[Aeval]

Skidamarink a dink a dink,
Skidamarink a doo,
I love you.
Skidamarink a dink a dink,
Skidamarink a doo,
I love you.

I love you in the morning
And in the afternoon,
I love you in the evening
And underneath the moon;
Oh, Skidamarink a dink a dink,
Skidamarink a doo,
I love you!

LOL how old are you and are we related, haha, everything you're posting is reminding me of my childhood, I just can't remember it first.:24:

 

[acctnt shan]

I'm 24

My parents were big on singing and being goofy with me. I also grew up in a small town, so stuff like this sticks around a while... my younger cousin still does a lot of these in school, haha.

 

[Abcinthia]

I remember a skipping chant that went:

Cinderella dressed in yella
Went upstairs to meet her fella
How many kisses did he get? (or sometimes it was How many kisses did she give him?)
1, 2, 3 (keep counting till you stop skipping)

 

[darkcgi]

standing on a latter and you feel something splatter
diarrhea uh uh diarrhea
when your stretching into third and and you feel a slimy turd
diarrhea uh uh diarrhea

 

[Abcinthia]

Oh and this was a clapping game song! When I moved schools in 1997, no one there knew past the second verse so I had to teach them it.

My boyfriend gave me an apple
My boyfriend gave me a pear
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips
And threw me down the stairs

I gave him back his apple
I gave him back his pear
I gave him back his kiss on the lips
And threw him down the stairs

I threw him over London
I threw him over France
I threw him over the football pitch
And he lost his underpants,

His underpants were yellow
His underpants were green
His underpants were multicoloured
And the worst you've ever seen

He took me to the movies
To see a scary film,
And when I wasn't looking
He kissed another girl

So I took him to he corner shop
To go and buy some coke
And when he wasn't looking
I kissed another bloke

I made him lick the dishes
I made him lick the floor
I made him lick the babies bum in 1994



There were so many other clapping chants but I can't remember them now. There was "see, see my playmate come out and play with me" but I can't remember any more.. And a really short one about a police dog but at the end of chanting it, you had to move your legs further apart until you were both doing the splits or someone fell over!

 

[hart]

I remember Aevals.

Or what about:

Ring around the Rosies
Pocket full of Posies
Ashes, Ashes
We All Fall Down!

 

[darkcgi]

I remember Aevals.

Or what about:

Ring around the Rosies
Pocket full of Posies
Ashes, Ashes
We All Fall Down!

now this one I remember

 

[dancingpotato]

I remember Aevals.

Or what about:

Ring around the Rosies
Pocket full of Posies
Ashes, Ashes
We All Fall Down!

We sang

Ring-a-ring o' rosies
A pocket full of posies
A-tishhoo, a-tishhoo
We all fall down

 

[fuel1316]

I remember a skipping chant that went:

Cinderella dressed in yella
Went upstairs to meet her fella
How many kisses did he get? (or sometimes it was How many kisses did she give him?)
1, 2, 3 (keep counting till you stop skipping)

we sung this jumping rope!

cinderella dressed in yellow
went up stairs to kiss a fellow
made a mistake and kissed a snake
how many doctors did it take?

 

[Panacea]

I remember Aevals.

Or what about:

Ring around the Rosies
Pocket full of Posies
Ashes, Ashes
We All Fall Down!

Yayyy kid's songs about the plague!! :24:
so creepy

 

[fuel1316]

down by the banks of the hanky panky
where the bull frog jumped from bank to banky
with an eep-opp-soda pop
mr.lilypad went KER-PLOP!

then you smack the kid in the forhead!

 

[fuel1316]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwRjqi5E6fU