stupid men...god help me :p

[Kat]

ok so general rant cause i think its kinda amusing and im planning pay back now....any ideas welcome...

youd think your home was the one place you wouldnt have to check the toilet before sitting down right? .....WRONG here...he decided to cut his hair before work apparently i was out when he did it and just got home...go into the bathroom plop down as always...without noticing that theres little scraps of hair all over the seat...and now even after 2 showers...i can still feel it on my butt...argh!!! so damn itchy.

payback time...ill teach him a lesson cause i know hes just gonna laugh like crazy if i try to yell at him for it...(not to mention that while telling him ill probably be standing there still scratching) goddamn him:yuk

 

[moonshot]

at least it isn't PUBIC hair. I once had a friend cut hers in MY bathtub and left it for me...like she was thinking I'd put it in my scrapbook. If I had a scrapbook!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

payback. hmm ill help you think of something!!! I'm devious like that.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

oh man sometimes after a shave the hairs dont go down the drain right in the tub its embarrassing. But a good drano usually works. We have to drano the tub like every 2 weeks because the damn dog hair clogs it so bad!

 

[Kat]

lol ive got a few ides but i need a really good one for this...so any help is greatly appreciated :tongue:

 

[memento_mori]

itching powder while he's sleeping? i don't do practical jokes very often.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

bahahahhahahaha he cuts his hair over the toilet? I usually just do it over the floor with the trash can catching most of it, then sweeping it up.

 

[Kat]

at least it isn't PUBIC hair. I once had a friend cut hers in MY bathtub and left it for me...like she was thinking I'd put it in my scrapbook. If I had a scrapbook!

eww thats disgusting...if ever it gets left even in my own bathtub i sit there and rinse out the tub till its gone...thats just gross

 

[Kat]

bahahahhahahaha he cuts his hair over the toilet? I usually just do it over the floor with the trash can catching most of it, then sweeping it up.

and no james he cuts it over the sink...so i honestly dont have any idea how it got on the toilet this time unless the lil bastard did it on purpose

 

[SilentEyz]

Saran Wrap on the Toilet.. Thats always a classic,

 

[Kat]

lol thats one thing i was thinking...but i may have to go a different way...since hed probably leave the mess of that for me to clean

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Put some anal ease on the underside of the car handle of the door.

 

[memento_mori]

put hair in his pants?

 

[ouachiski]

take the head off of the shower and cut up some soap and fill the shower head up. No matter how mutch he washes the soap will not come off.

 

[Kat]

lmao oh god i think i like that one the best...i may have to try that now ouachiski