Stop Coming to my Door

[Peter Parka]

As someone who was raised in one of these religions, I can give you Advice that works. Jehovahs Witnesses - tell them to put you on their DNC list. Tell them you're being polite now but if they knock again you WILL get abusive. Mormons - Invite them in for a cup of coffee. Others - Scream - You're a cunt!!! at them. You will be right and the'll think twice before knocking at your door again. :thumbup

 

[AnitaBeer]

No solicitation window sticker = no solicitation. Love it!

 

[Peter Parka]

:thumbup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJynygnjMC0

 

[brieze]

Just tell them you worship Satan. That's what I do =] I'm diasbled and I guess that says I'm easy prey because I can't keep the bible thumpers away. Saying Satan is your master gets them to back off pretty fast though.

 

[AstriaPorta]

not long ago had one of this people at the door ..he will not shut up no matter what you said ..

and was going on about we dont know and the bible he had was corect ..i told him he only care to sell me the damn book ..anyway short story he was saying if i want to be saved..and i said to him i made a deal with the devil am ok ...i had enough

 

[antilles]

JWs will usually stop coming by if you ask them to.

And Jesus said go from door to door. And it was quite plain and simple, no mistaking the verses. Anyone who doesn't go knock on doors aren't really following the bible.

 

[brieze]

JWs will usually stop coming by if you ask them to.

And Jesus said go from door to door. And it was quite plain and simple, no mistaking the verses. Anyone who doesn't go knock on doors aren't really following the bible.

Didn't the bible also say women who aren't a virgin on their wedding day will be stoned to death?

 

[Delorean]

I am polite to religious callers, but they just won't back off, last time they came I was on the ball and asked them a bunch of questions they had trouble answering, then contradicted all there answers. They ended up umming and aahing and left of their own accord They haven't been back either. So my advice is to have a list of lots of hard to answer questions by your door!

 

[antilles]

Didn't the bible also say women who aren't a virgin on their wedding day will be stoned to death?

not in the greek scriptures

 

[Abcinthia]

I try to be polite but I get so many coming to my house, I just get fed up. We even have a sticker next to our door that says we do not buy from anyone or want to talk about religion, which I point out every single time but in a couple of weeks time, they'll be back. Especially the crazed Born Again Christians who keep telling me how I cannot walk into a Church because my head will spin around and I'll vomit.

 

[Thornless]

I just don't answer the door.

I peak behind the curtain, if they are holding bibles of anything religious type flyers.. I just walk away.

Dealt with to many rude ones blocking me from closing the door or leave for work.

 

[Rai Dimitri]

watever comes in my instincts then..i'll follow it!

 

[Natasha]

I just don't answer the door.

This. My neighbor always calls to warn us when she sees Jehovah Witnesses in the neighborhood, LOL

 

[itsmeJonB]

I see them around my complex but they never seem to make it to my door. Must the the upside down cross wreath I have

 

[brieze]

not in the greek scriptures

How do you know which bible is true?

I try to be polite but I get so many coming to my house, I just get fed up. We even have a sticker next to our door that says we do not buy from anyone or want to talk about religion, which I point out every single time but in a couple of weeks time, they'll be back. Especially the crazed Born Again Christians who keep telling me how I cannot walk into a Church because my head will spin around and I'll vomit.

Seriously? =/ I'd call the cops, that's over the top.

My mom almost called the cops on a JW lady when I was a baby. She tried to tickle me and I didn't like strangers, so I screamed bloody murder. My mom was doing dishes and came running. My dad just laughed lol.