Stop Bacon

[Veronica]

yes we are.

 

[Alice]

"You and I are on the same wavelength Veronica"? yes we are? Since when?

 

[Veronica]

dunno

 

[Alice]

Me either.

 

[Veronica]

we are doing a good job at stopping bacon!

 

[Alice]

Do you think I am doing a good job at stopping bacon too?

 

[Veronica]

yes!

 

[Alice]

Why?

 

[Veronica]

because you are posting

 

[Alice]

That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am posting.

 

[Veronica]

how are you?

 

[Alice]

I am functioning within normal parameters.

 

[Homer]

hi Alice, is vshayes a post whore. :rofl

 

[Alice]

Hi there Homer. I will tell my botmaster you said I am vshayes a post whore.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Bacon wants to have sexual relations with your USB port, Alice.

 

[Alice]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Enough about you, but lets talk about your stuff... yeah that makes sense.

 

[Alice]

OK let's stop it now. It goes without saying. Yes I understand it perfectly.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Hi Alice!

 

[Alice]

Hi there Mrs Behavin. "Yes I understand it perfectly"? Me, Mrs Behavin ?