step right up! were having a WHORE-OFF!
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Re: step right up! were having a WH*RE-OFF!
No tokenz for you :mwaha
No tokenz for you :mwaha
Re: step right up! were having a WH*RE-OFF!
Fine. You want a whoreish story? I dont think even you have heard this one before.
I was on vacation in Cancun with some friends. We were staying at this resort on the water, all inclusive place. Kind of 'swingery' if you catch my drift. We were a mix of guys and girls out for a good time. I am guessing I was around 30ish.
One day lounging around the pool bar, I started talking to a mom and daughter that were visiting. Daughter in her early 20's, mom in her early 40's. We all hung out most of the day drinking heavily and partying. I think at one point I was walking on the bar with a bottle of booze pouring it into peoples mouths that were at the bar....yeah, that kind of fun.
The daughter asked me to meet her up at her room later that night.
When I knocked on the door later, the mom answered, and invited me in. She was like "Yeah...Stacy is passed out" (names are changed to protect the innocent, and mostly because I dont remember them anymore anyways
)
I sat down on the bed the daughter was passed out on, and the mom sat down next to me and puts her hand on my leg.
*cut to the end of the story* Sorry, you dont get to hear all the details
The mom left my hotel room the next morning and the daughter then didnt want to talk to me anymore.
How is that for whorish stories? Happy Now?
Fine. You want a whoreish story? I dont think even you have heard this one before.
I was on vacation in Cancun with some friends. We were staying at this resort on the water, all inclusive place. Kind of 'swingery' if you catch my drift. We were a mix of guys and girls out for a good time. I am guessing I was around 30ish.
One day lounging around the pool bar, I started talking to a mom and daughter that were visiting. Daughter in her early 20's, mom in her early 40's. We all hung out most of the day drinking heavily and partying. I think at one point I was walking on the bar with a bottle of booze pouring it into peoples mouths that were at the bar....yeah, that kind of fun.
The daughter asked me to meet her up at her room later that night.
When I knocked on the door later, the mom answered, and invited me in. She was like "Yeah...Stacy is passed out" (names are changed to protect the innocent, and mostly because I dont remember them anymore anyways
)I sat down on the bed the daughter was passed out on, and the mom sat down next to me and puts her hand on my leg.
*cut to the end of the story* Sorry, you dont get to hear all the details
The mom left my hotel room the next morning and the daughter then didnt want to talk to me anymore.
How is that for whorish stories? Happy Now?
Re: step right up! were having a WH*RE-OFF!
Its quite alright. I dont really need to share anymore. Heck, I didnt even need to share that one. Funny though, I hadnt thought of that Cancun trip in quite sometime, and it reminded me of several things that happened on that trip. This is just one of them. Okay, one more...not so whorey, but more funny I guess.
As I said, the place was kinda 'swingery' but the funny thing was, we really didnt know it was that way when we booked the place. My one female friend found the place on the net, all inclusive, alcohol and food, on the beach, for a cheap price....through some 'travel agent' named "Cancun Steve". So we all booked it.
We got there, and one or two of the people in our group were like...."I dont know about this place" when we first walked in. I walked out to the pool, and saw three topless women in the hot tub and was just like...."We are not changing places, we are staying here."
So the first night we were there, they had some little handout in the room about all the stuff that goes on at the inside bar. They had like slots alloted for different "contests" or group games.
The two I still remember to this day were called "The Hot legs contest" and the "anything goes contest"
Well, we all agreed that after we relaxed and washed up and what not(this was our first day there) that we would meet up at the bar for the "Hot legs contest" to see what kind of place we were staying at.
Well, we were late. Chalk that up to the females in the group. And we didnt get to the bar until the "anything goes" contest was in full swing.
I remember walking in behind my buddy, who was a kinda shy guy and he turns the corner and stops dead in his tracks...so quickly that I walked right into him. I was like... "WTF Dude" and he turned and gave me this look of both horror and glee on his face. I look up, and on the stage.....the best I can describe it is....a wall of skin. Maybe 30 people all up on stage....all Buck Naked.
Now, I remember my one buddy freaking out and my one female friend that found the place for us was like...."OMG, you cant tell anyone about this back home!" And I was just like..."Meh, whats the big deal, enjoy the show", proceeded to walk up to the stage and stripped down myself. None of my friends joined me though. Chickens.
*end of story*
Okay. I think that is enough for now. I have only been here for like a week.
Its quite alright. I dont really need to share anymore. Heck, I didnt even need to share that one. Funny though, I hadnt thought of that Cancun trip in quite sometime, and it reminded me of several things that happened on that trip. This is just one of them. Okay, one more...not so whorey, but more funny I guess.
As I said, the place was kinda 'swingery' but the funny thing was, we really didnt know it was that way when we booked the place. My one female friend found the place on the net, all inclusive, alcohol and food, on the beach, for a cheap price....through some 'travel agent' named "Cancun Steve". So we all booked it.
We got there, and one or two of the people in our group were like...."I dont know about this place" when we first walked in. I walked out to the pool, and saw three topless women in the hot tub and was just like...."We are not changing places, we are staying here."
So the first night we were there, they had some little handout in the room about all the stuff that goes on at the inside bar. They had like slots alloted for different "contests" or group games.
The two I still remember to this day were called "The Hot legs contest" and the "anything goes contest"
Well, we all agreed that after we relaxed and washed up and what not(this was our first day there) that we would meet up at the bar for the "Hot legs contest" to see what kind of place we were staying at.
Well, we were late. Chalk that up to the females in the group. And we didnt get to the bar until the "anything goes" contest was in full swing.
I remember walking in behind my buddy, who was a kinda shy guy and he turns the corner and stops dead in his tracks...so quickly that I walked right into him. I was like... "WTF Dude" and he turned and gave me this look of both horror and glee on his face. I look up, and on the stage.....the best I can describe it is....a wall of skin. Maybe 30 people all up on stage....all Buck Naked.
Now, I remember my one buddy freaking out and my one female friend that found the place for us was like...."OMG, you cant tell anyone about this back home!" And I was just like..."Meh, whats the big deal, enjoy the show", proceeded to walk up to the stage and stripped down myself. None of my friends joined me though. Chickens.
*end of story*
Okay. I think that is enough for now. I have only been here for like a week.
Joe the meek
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Re: step right up! were having a WH*RE-OFF!
Come on man, have to better.
At least do the mom and daughter at the same time.
Fine. You want a whoreish story? I dont think even you have heard this one before.
I was on vacation in Cancun with some friends. We were staying at this resort on the water, all inclusive place. Kind of 'swingery' if you catch my drift. We were a mix of guys and girls out for a good time. I am guessing I was around 30ish.
One day lounging around the pool bar, I started talking to a mom and daughter that were visiting. Daughter in her early 20's, mom in her early 40's. We all hung out most of the day drinking heavily and partying. I think at one point I was walking on the bar with a bottle of booze pouring it into peoples mouths that were at the bar....yeah, that kind of fun.
The daughter asked me to meet her up at her room later that night.
When I knocked on the door later, the mom answered, and invited me in. She was like "Yeah...Stacy is passed out" (names are changed to protect the innocent, and mostly because I dont remember them anymore anyways
I sat down on the bed the daughter was passed out on, and the mom sat down next to me and puts her hand on my leg.
*cut to the end of the story* Sorry, you dont get to hear all the details
The mom left my hotel room the next morning and the daughter then didnt want to talk to me anymore.
How is that for whorish stories? Happy Now?
Come on man, have to better.
At least do the mom and daughter at the same time.
Re: step right up! were having a WH*RE-OFF!
I haven't read this whole thread...but I just want to express my disappointment in the censored title. We don't censor our whores around these parts, people!!!
I haven't read this whole thread...but I just want to express my disappointment in the censored title. We don't censor our whores around these parts, people!!!
Re: step right up! were having a WH*RE-OFF!
really? like for serious?
we just moved over from a jesus sight.. we cant be throwing such harsh biblical slurs like "whore" around there without censorship. im afraid of the freedom of such a big open world over here LOL
really? like for serious?
we just moved over from a jesus sight.. we cant be throwing such harsh biblical slurs like "whore" around there without censorship. im afraid of the freedom of such a big open world over here LOL
Re: step right up! were having a WH*RE-OFF!
LMFAO...we have a member who is currently taking a break from the site who loves to use the C word. I mean, I wouldn't recommend THAT b/c you might offend some people and you don't have the following that Peter has, but whore is a-okay. We like whores...IJS :24
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LMFAO...we have a member who is currently taking a break from the site who loves to use the C word. I mean, I wouldn't recommend THAT b/c you might offend some people and you don't have the following that Peter has, but whore is a-okay. We like whores...IJS :24
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Jezzebelle
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dancingpotato
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Natasha said:I haven't read this whole thread...but I just want to express my disappointment in the censored title. We don't censor our whores around these parts, people!!!
Do you not have powers to change it tasha?
fuel1316 said:
Wow, no wonder you guys are all behaving like kids in a sweet (candy) shop that have been told they can have as much sweeties as they like :tooth
dancingpotato
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Oh yeah so I just noticed the title has been changed. I just woke up right, that's my excuse.
Shhhhh...I won't tell if you won't.
dancingpotato
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Natasha said:
I knew I liked you for a reason :tooth
It's b/c I'm your favourite. :tooth
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