Steak and BJ day

[Mercury]

With all this Valantines day stuff floating around here, I thought it was a good time to remind everyone about what should be a National Holiday

March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day!

Why wasn't I informed of this wonderful holiday?!?!? At least there is still time to inform the Mrs. of this wondrous, important day!

 

[itsmeJonB]

http://www.steakandknobberday.com/steak-and-knobber-day-a-brief-history

 

[zen]

I celebrated it last weekend :ninja

Who'd you blow?

 

[Codrus]

Who'd you blow?

:24:
A blond woman after performing cunnilingus on her and giving her multiple orgasms she begged me to stop becuase she had to cool off ....so I blew on her beaver:ninja.....it made her twitchy

 

[teh_fuzz]

Only seems fair, IMO.

woah woah woah... you better stop that crazy talk!

first is fairness then its flowers for the men, then soon enough S&BJ will turn into
I'm going to stop at the corner store, get you a single dying carnation, pick up some fast food and get you a cheap card."

Lets leave the holy-ness of the day for what it is...
Tasty grilled and seasoned protein for the men, and natural protein for the women :ninja

 

[Natasha]

Lets leave the holy-ness of the day for what it is...
Tasty grilled and seasoned protein for the men, and natural protein for the women :ninja

Oh I agree...as long as Valentines remains the "honey, I got you some flowers and chocolates...now let me give you a massage before we start your night of multiple orgasms" holiday that it is supposed to be.

 

[Staci]

i would like to point out that he got his bj part for valentines day

LMAO

 

[teh_fuzz]

i would like to point out that he got his bj part for valentines day

LMAO

That my dear was Valentine's day*
* = me giving to you!

ps: Youre not getting out of it dammit!

 

[redliner]

I will put this one on the list of things to get done that day.

 

[Staci]

That my dear was Valentine's day*
* = me giving to you!

ps: Youre not getting out of it dammit!

keep dreaming buddy boy

 

[Dana]

Oh how I wish I had a steak and a BJ

 

[Skorpy]

Sooooooo, lets get this straight. Men get valentines and now Steak n blow job day. I think that is abit sexiest imo and selfish.

In that case, Us women wants steak n *cough* you know, ummm..... yeah that day!

 

[Panacea]

I wished the bf a happy holiday and told him not to celebrate without me :24:

 

[Staci]

poor este...im outta town! besides he got the other half of the steak on valentines day bwhahahahahahaha

 

[fuel1316]

i thought today was PI day?
:smiley24:

 

[Panacea]

It's also registered dietitian day

 

[Zorak]

Hummus and cunnilingus day is next week.

Alright, I made that one up.

 

[HK]

Hummus and cunnilingus day is next week.

Alright, I made that one up.

No no, I love hummus :ninja I'm down with this idea.

 

[Zorak]

Of course you do, all the ladies love hummus!

 

[rback33]

I almost forgot about this.. must pick up steaks lol