Had a secret love affair with a Goose.
Start a rumour about the person above you...
- Thread starter Joey
- Start date
Once impersonated as Elvis to get out of a horrid horrid crime...
Masturbates to the volleyball scene in Top Gun daily.
Was in the volleyball scene in Top Gun...
^ Not really a rumour 
Is seventeen feet tall and has eggs for eyes, Hard boiled... hard to match their heart..
Is seventeen feet tall and has eggs for eyes, Hard boiled... hard to match their heart..
Needs to realise that a duck can be vicious and horribly mean ... Therefore
Is ignorant of all animals, and once bought a dog to keep in a fish tank
... ThereforeIs ignorant of all animals, and once bought a dog to keep in a fish tank
Wants to join my new party ... avian rule specialist enforcement...
Join A.R.S.E today
Join A.R.S.E today
is gonna start a conspiracy theory like Number 23 and never get out of it
Really hates feet!
Had a threesome with Amy Winehouse and David Beckham!
I'm not one who gossips. you know it's all about the karma!
Is House Ovaries
Is Amy Winehouse
Isn't really a bad boy
Once lost a foot, whilst out looking for squirrels.
Subscribes to PlayDuck magazine.
Once dressed as a duck and appeared in Playduck magazine.