Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80
mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing !" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal
to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the
highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and sirens blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the old speedster.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph Suddenly, he
thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense",
pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up
with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80
mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing !" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal
to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the
highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and sirens blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the old speedster.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph Suddenly, he
thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense",
pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up
with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
