Something to think about

[Mrs Behavin]

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does

 

[TheOriginalJames]

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does

haha everytime I see this joke... this is my favorite line.

 

[99mustang232]

haha

 

[Legoman]

I've seen these. They're actually quite accurate to a certain extent.

 

[hhayes]

:lol pretty true

 

[Maritxu]

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

True.

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

Funny.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

I find this sexist. I hope to become a succesful woman that makes her own money.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

I always wanted to be understood, even when it is hard, I want my boyfriend to try!

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

I don't like when jokes make marriage seem so bad. If you don't want to marry then don't.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does

This is true when it comes to some women who like bad boys. I'm not that kind

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: Something to think about

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

True.

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

Funny.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

I find this sexist. I hope to become a succesful woman that makes her own money.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

I always wanted to be understood, even when it is hard, I want my boyfriend to try!

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

I don't like when jokes make marriage seem so bad. If you don't want to marry then don't.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does

This is true when it comes to some women who like bad boys. I'm not that kind

Then don't be the woman who will say she wants something and 10 minutes later says she doesn't want it. Women get confusing because they change their minds all the damn time.

 

[Maritxu]

I must admit I am that kind of woman... I guess we all believe you should know what we mean, that is quite obvious anyway!

 

[lemon]

Re: RE: Something to think about

I must admit I am that kind of woman... I guess we all believe you should know what we mean, that is quite obvious anyway!

excuse me for my stupidity... but what is so quite obvious anyway?