Something I'm Sure We've Heard Alot of
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Kungfu
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Your Momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
your momma so fat, she has to roller skate using (2) 18 wheelers
Your momma so fat, she uses a rolled up bed matress as a tampon
Your momma so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change
your momma so fat, she has to roller skate using (2) 18 wheelers
Your momma so fat, she uses a rolled up bed matress as a tampon
Your momma so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change
UncleBacon
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Yo momma so fat ...
Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide
Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets
Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock
Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers
Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide
Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets
Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock
Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers
Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
AtlanticBlue99
Active Member
get off the yo mamma jokes because i got off yours last night :hump
horseshoeing
Active Member
Your mother in like a light bulb, She can be turn on by a three year old.
K
Kungfu
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your momma is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she is ready to blow...
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
TheOriginalJames
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Yo mama's like the beach, I laid on her last week.
© 2001 JAO Productions
I said that one day at work out of the blue. lol
© 2001 JAO Productions
I said that one day at work out of the blue. lol
Dodge_Sniper
Active Member
Yo momma is such a fatass, that whenever she walks down the street, people say, "Goddamn, that is a big fatass!"
-Ron
-Ron
AtlanticBlue99
Active Member
yo mamma is like all the other yo mamma jokes: even when i've had enough of her, she keeps coming back to me
IntruderLS1
Active Member
Re: RE: Something I'm Sure We've Heard Alot of
What is JAO Productions? :dunno
2000Si said:
What is JAO Productions? :dunno
Dodge_Sniper
Active Member
Re: RE: Something I'm Sure We've Heard Alot of
That's awesome.
-Ron
AtlanticBlue99 said:
That's awesome. -Ron
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