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[Dana]

bwahahaha

 

[s0cialyd1st0rtd]

 

[Natasha]

 

[Jackass master]

I am a gentleman. I hold them for at least 10 minutes.:tooth

 

[Natasha]

I am a gentleman. I hold them for at least 10 minutes.:tooth

After 5, I'm probably going to make a move if he hasn't already...IJS :24:

 

[Dana]

:24::24:

 

[Aries]

 

[griz bear]

Love it

 

[Dana]

 

[Dana]

YES! I'd bitch slap a motherfvcker from the end of his DSL/Cable connection and back :tooth

 

[Aeval]

Can I get an Amen.....

(happens here ALL the time)

 

[Natasha]

Can I get an Amen.....

(happens here ALL the time)

Amen!!! And people will BULLY their way in front of you, too, to the point where you have to decide if it's worth them hitting your car to not let them in, yanno???

 

[Aeval]

Amen!!! And people will BULLY their way in front of you, too, to the point where you have to decide if it's worth them hitting your car to not let them in, yanno???

Know it well...I'm like the chick in Fried Green Tomatoes at that point "I'm older and have more insurance" FUCK YOU, HONEY. I know that happened in a parking lot, but I STILL want to use that line....it WILL happen.

 

[Jackass master]

That is what I loved about my old 85 suburban 4x4. Had big honking STEEL bumpers and sat up high enough it was going to win any confrontation like that. It was known to "assist" the assholes around Baltimore who tied up the high speed lane.

 

[griz bear]

 

[griz bear]

 

[Natasha]

 

[Natasha]

This is how I feel when someone offers to heat up my food for me in the microwave. Only I know the exact timing for food that is neither scalding hot nor lukewarm!!!

 

[Dana]

:24: I love that I can return my bottles to a redemption center and get money back

 

[Jackass master]