somebody crapped in my cereal today

[Jersey]

Re: RE: somebody crapped in my cereal today

Eh. He's trustworthy...plus, there's four other reasons why I don't turn it off. *smiles*

:dunno the chillens???

 

[RedStangGT2000]

I did it

 

[Sim]

Yeah...those cute cuddly little things that enjoy their free cable.

You did what, Red?

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Nuthin :dunno

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

so the morning starts off fine.....I get up at 5am to go to the gym for my workout....I finish up and jump in the stang and start driving off....so I'm almost out of the parking lot and BAM!!!!!!!!!!my tire blows out...not a problem right I have a spare 15 minutes and I'm back on the road right...wrong...I jacked up the back of the car get the tire off and then I hear pssssssssssssssssss.......front tire blew and the car rocks forward and makes the jack tip over....now my jack is stuck and I can't get it out and I have 2 flat tires.... :banana ....finally someone stopped by and asked if I needed help...so I was like yes...so the guy gets out his jack and I start to jack the stang back up...I get the front tire off and was about to put the donit on the fron when I hear POPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!his jack snapped and the car came back down...luckly the guy has a 2 ton jack at home so he drives me to his house and we pick it up...I get back to the car jack it up get the donut on the fron and the full size spare I have on the back....I'm done :banana I can go home now take a shower and go to work right.........wrong again...when I went to start the car...well I can't make the type the sound effects for it but my battery died on me(had my hazards on)so I have to call up my command and ask them to send someone out to give me a jump...10 minutes later my buddy shows up and gives me a jump so now I'm home and about to jump in the shower....so hows your monday going?

Dude...who the fuck did you piss off?...For real though I am sorry to hear your morning sucked...

God hates Bacon's car?

my morning has been fine. I am fixing to jump in the bath and relax before I have to work a 12 hour shift and get only 5 hours of sleep tonight/tommorrow morning..

Pictures?

-Ron

 

[UncleBacon]

he hates you too

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

-Ron

 

[Hurt911gen]

even my brother hates you

and he's the god

 

[OUZBnd]

dont tell me he pops his collar too

 

[Hurt911gen]

we were doomed from the beginning

 

[OUZBnd]

is that your mom

 

[Vfast]

yes me too

 

[Vfast]

she's hot

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

What the hell is with this collar-popping?

-Ron

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: somebody crapped in my cereal today

is that your mom

hahahahha

That question popped into my head too.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Re: RE: somebody crapped in my cereal today

we were doomed from the beginning

Milf alert

 

[Sim]

Re: RE: somebody crapped in my cereal today

Ron...I love you, man. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

-Ron

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Thank you :rofl Notice the "Pork Pimp" on the right.....I thought they hated Bacon....

-Ron

 

[UncleBacon]

atleast they know ho the pimp is

 

[Rusteh]

Re: RE: somebody crapped in my cereal today

atleast they know ho the pimp is

did u just call yourself a ho?