somebody crapped in my cereal today

[UncleBacon]

so the morning starts off fine.....I get up at 5am to go to the gym for my workout....I finish up and jump in the stang and start driving off....so I'm almost out of the parking lot and BAM!!!!!!!!!!my tire blows out...not a problem right I have a spare 15 minutes and I'm back on the road right...wrong...I jacked up the back of the car get the tire off and then I hear pssssssssssssssssss.......front tire blew and the car rocks forward and makes the jack tip over....now my jack is stuck and I can't get it out and I have 2 flat tires.... :banana ....finally someone stopped by and asked if I needed help...so I was like yes...so the guy gets out his jack and I start to jack the stang back up...I get the front tire off and was about to put the donit on the fron when I hear POPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!his jack snapped and the car came back down...luckly the guy has a 2 ton jack at home so he drives me to his house and we pick it up...I get back to the car jack it up get the donut on the fron and the full size spare I have on the back....I'm done :banana I can go home now take a shower and go to work right.........wrong again...when I went to start the car...well I can't make the type the sound effects for it but my battery died on me(had my hazards on)so I have to call up my command and ask them to send someone out to give me a jump...10 minutes later my buddy shows up and gives me a jump so now I'm home and about to jump in the shower....so hows your monday going?

 

[lemon]

eh, it really hasnt started yet


sucks to hear about the stang though :tard

 

[hhayes]

damn that had to really suck, my morning has just begun i'm off today so its not too bad as of yet...hope ya have a better day than you did morning

 

[Kungfu]

so the morning starts off fine.....I get up at 5am to go to the gym for my workout....I finish up and jump in the stang and start driving off....so I'm almost out of the parking lot and BAM!!!!!!!!!!my tire blows out...not a problem right I have a spare 15 minutes and I'm back on the road right...wrong...I jacked up the back of the car get the tire off and then I hear pssssssssssssssssss.......front tire blew and the car rocks forward and makes the jack tip over....now my jack is stuck and I can't get it out and I have 2 flat tires.... :banana ....finally someone stopped by and asked if I needed help...so I was like yes...so the guy gets out his jack and I start to jack the stang back up...I get the front tire off and was about to put the donit on the fron when I hear POPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!his jack snapped and the car came back down...luckly the guy has a 2 ton jack at home so he drives me to his house and we pick it up...I get back to the car jack it up get the donut on the fron and the full size spare I have on the back....I'm done :banana I can go home now take a shower and go to work right.........wrong again...when I went to start the car...well I can't make the type the sound effects for it but my battery died on me(had my hazards on)so I have to call up my command and ask them to send someone out to give me a jump...10 minutes later my buddy shows up and gives me a jump so now I'm home and about to jump in the shower....so hows your monday going?

Dude...who the fuck did you piss off?...For real though I am sorry to hear your morning sucked...

 

[UncleBacon]

the only bright side of this is that when the car fell it didn't fall on me twice

 

[Haus]

damn. sucks man.

 

[Kungfu]

yeah somehow I do not see a 3000+car dropping on you as a good thing Bacon! :rofl But I am glad you were not hurt. Your car is undamaged I take it? Otherwise I do not see you being this calm...

 

[Kerrie]

Hell of a away to start the week Bacon, but hopefully after this mornings Chaos the rest of your week will be good.

 

[UncleBacon]

well I've leaned trying to laugh at things that really suck make it a lil easier...I did scream when it happened though

 

[Kungfu]

Bacon screamed like a lil girl! :rofl

 

[UncleBacon]

well it was more like I yelled at the top of my lungs

 

[Kungfu]

Yelled like you were back in Reds Room for the first time!... :rofl :rofl :rofl



you know I am so fucking with you right?

 

[Haus]

Re: RE: somebody crapped in my cereal today

Yelled like you were back in Reds Room for the first time!... :rofl :rofl :rofl



you know I am so fucking you right?

D00d. :wtf


:gay

 

[UncleBacon]

not the day to fuck with me

 

[Kungfu]

Sorry Bacon, just trying to lighten your spirits with some humor...I apologize!

 

[Jersey]

i finally slept at about 4 something this morning.. and i got a call at 8:30 asking me why no one was at one of the kids houses... i took off for the wake/funeral-- so then i had to call the other therapist 50000 times til he picked up... and he says to me "i didnt realize this was the monday you needed off for the funeral" since when do you plan funerals weeks in advance?????????? :wtf

anyone chris-- sorry to hear that your morning sucked...glad you didnt get hurt in the whole process

 

[Sim]

Jesus, Bacon...glad you're alright... *coughs* ...even if Monday isn't over yet... (I can almost see you hiding from it like Garfield...)

Hmm...my Monday? It's been filled with a Mexican pressure washing the house before he paints it. It's been FUN! And then...oh, and this is brilliant...I turn on my computer to an error and smoke. Fun times! I went all throughout this whore of a computer, and I can find nothing wrong. *shrugs* Screw it. I have a second computer at my disposal if I need it.

At least you're not the only one having a bad day, eh? *smiles*

 

[Kungfu]

OOPS simmy....Did I mess up the wrong computer!...sorry! :fu

 

[Sim]

Oh har.

A. This computer wasn't at my ex's house.
B. She's a total bitch...and I do mean that. She is 150% my computer.
C. She likes to fuck with me to keep me on my toes.
D. BITE ME QUEER BAIT! :fu

 

[Veronica]

my morning has been fine. I am fixing to jump in the bath and relax before I have to work a 12 hour shift and get only 5 hours of sleep tonight/tommorrow morning..