some lame jokes

[Jessica]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?​

It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!

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Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?​

A: A hole!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? ​

To prove he wasn't chicken !!​

 

[RandomDude]

when is a door not a door??




when its ajar

 

[Jessica]

I heard that one

 

[Jessica]

[SIZE=+2]What gets wet the more you dry?
[SIZE=+1] A towel !![/SIZE][/SIZE]

 

[RandomDude]

guy walk into a bar


ouch !

 

[Jessica]

:24:.

 

[Jessica]

The poor has it,​

The rich need it,​

if you eat it you will die.​

What is it?​

Answer: Nothing​

 

[RandomDude]

lol

what brown and sticky?





a stick

 

[Jessica]

:24: good one lol

 

[Jessica]

"There were 3 strings and they wanted to go to a restaurant for supper. The first string went in and the waiter looked at him and said "Are you a string?" and the string said "yes" so the waiter said "I'm sorry. We don't serve strings." The second string came in and the waiter looked at him and said "Are you a string?" and the string said "yes" so the waiter said "I'm sorry. We don't serve strings." Then the third string tied himself in a knot and frayed the ends. He walked into the restaurant and the waiter looked him up and down and said "Are you a string?" and the string said "No I'm a frayed knot (afraid not)."

 

[RandomDude]

what do you call the guy that never farts in public ??





a private tutor

 

[Jessica]

Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair? Sam: No comb, sir.

Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Sam: No hair, sir.

Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Sam: "HIJKLMNO". Teacher: What?!
Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

 

[Jessica]

what do you call the guy that never farts in public ??





a private tutor

:24::24::24:

 

[RandomDude]

where do king keep their armies?





in their sleevies

 

[Ertragen]

lol

what brown and sticky?





a stick

correction: poo

 

[Jessica]

poo? I guess that kinda makes sense...